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Puns You Don't Really Need To Know

By ImmzieSeptember 2, 2013
Those of you that spend time on the Open Threads often see me cracking awful jokes and puns. I thought that I... More  →

Got Braces? 10 Comebacks For the Haters!

By Laura EtheredgeMay 7, 2013
If you’re lucky enough to have braces, you’re also lucky enough to have some gap-toothed fools mocking you for it. The joke’s... More  →
Got Braces? 10 Comebacks For the Haters!

Pirate Jokes That Don't Stink

By Scott GreenstoneOctober 3, 2012
Yes, Talk Like a Pirate Day was last month. Yes, Pirates of the Caribbean 5 isn't slated to come out... More  →
Pirate Jokes That Don't Stink

Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Handle Sex Jokes or Swearing

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 31, 2012
Hi, Auntie SparkNotes. I’m going into my third year of college, and the last two years haven’t gone exactly the way I would... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Handle Sex Jokes or Swearing

Doctor Who Fans Are Taking Over the World...

By Jennifer GrudzieckiJune 4, 2012
Well, one road sign at a time. Without being a Whovian, I still find this to be an awesome prank, which means... More  →
Doctor Who Fans Are Taking Over the World...

My Mom Taught Me Everything I Know About Boob Jokes

By SissyMay 3, 2012
I vividly remember that when I was a child, my mom repeated the phrase, “men are ayotta stupey, women are ayotta smart.”... More  →
My Mom Taught Me Everything I Know About Boob Jokes

20 Nice Yo Mama Jokes For Yo Mama

By Lauren PassellApril 26, 2012
Yo mama jokes are sometimes funny, but often mean, usually referencing a mother's weight problem or less-than-perfect facial... More  →
20 Nice Yo Mama Jokes For Yo Mama

Auntie SparkNotes: Post-Suspension Ruination

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 5, 2011
Dearest Auntie, I am in a predicament. You see, I was a good kid, leader, role-model, etc.in various roles of leadership in my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Post-Suspension Ruination

Your MOM Needs a New One-Liner!

By Kathryn_WilliamsOctober 3, 2011
There is something about the one-liner "your mom" (emphasis on the "mom"), that has cemented it in our popular lexicon as... More  →
Your MOM Needs a New One-Liner!

The Pros and Cons of Dating a Comedian

By Rachel KorowitzSeptember 30, 2011
Squee! You're seeing a stand-up! Impressed with an improviser! Smushing a sketch comedian! But just because your little prop comic... More  →
The Pros and Cons of Dating a Comedian