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Auntie SparkNotes: I Don't Like Jokes About Mental Illness

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 8, 2016
Hello Auntie SparkNotes, I am an upcoming junior in high school who went to a small elementary school through K-8. There, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Don't Like Jokes About Mental Illness

Flirting Through History

By Emily BrownNovember 16, 2015
After extensive archival research,* I propose to you my hypothesis that the act of flirting has existed as a total enigma since... More  →
Flirting Through History

TELL US: Your Best Joke

By Jessie GaynorNovember 12, 2015
My long-standing favorite joke gets a laugh nearly 100% of the time. Sometimes those laughs are genuine! At least as often, they... More  →
TELL US: Your Best Joke

This Week's Celeb Twitter Roundup: Miles Teller Makes a Joke, Mindy Kaling Stays Fabulous

By Aislinn ShevlinJune 12, 2015
In this week's roundup, you'll see your favorite celebs turn Tony-ready in less than 140 characters, you'll probably question Aubrey Plaza's sanity... More  →
This Week's Celeb Twitter Roundup: Miles Teller Makes a Joke, Mindy Kaling Stays Fabulous

How to Use Pi to Celebrate March 14 in the Nerdiest Way Possible

By Jason SaenzMarch 14, 2015
Every year on March 14, mathematicians, scholars and number junkies gather to celebrate the illuminati of numbers: pi. Did the ancient Egyptians... More  →
How to Use Pi to Celebrate March 14 in the Nerdiest Way Possible

Epically Corny Jokes About Literature

By Andrew TavinSeptember 24, 2014
On Tuesday, we did the world a gigantic favor, and gave you enough terrible high school jokes to keep you... More  →
Epically Corny Jokes About Literature

Want To Get Your Eye-Roll On? Check Out These Incredibly Bad Jokes About High School!

By Andrew TavinSeptember 23, 2014
We at SparkLife feel that there's an appalling deficit when it comes to corny jokes about high school, and we just won't... More  →
Want To Get Your Eye-Roll On? Check Out These Incredibly Bad Jokes About High School!

Puns You Don't Really Need To Know

By ImmzieSeptember 2, 2013
Those of you that spend time on the Open Threads often see me cracking awful jokes and puns. I thought that I... More  →

Got Braces? 10 Comebacks For the Haters!

By Laura EtheredgeMay 7, 2013
If you’re lucky enough to have braces, you’re also lucky enough to have some gap-toothed fools mocking you for it. The joke’s... More  →
Got Braces? 10 Comebacks For the Haters!

Pirate Jokes That Don't Stink

By Scott GreenstoneOctober 3, 2012
Yes, Talk Like a Pirate Day was last month. Yes, Pirates of the Caribbean 5 isn't slated to come out... More  →
Pirate Jokes That Don't Stink