interview with a sparkler Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Feral Cats and the CIA 105 By: Chelsea Dagger Yes, feral cats and the CIA. That was the gist of the comments from last week, so we thought to ourselves, "Why not run with ... More» Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Evasive Maneuvers Are The Best Maneuvers 142 By: Chelsea Dagger Great googily moogily: it appears you sly foxes are positively ACES at extracting yourself from bad dates! Chelsea Dagger really could have used these strategies ... More» Interview With A Sparkler, Round: There Are No Words (GET IT?!) 121 By: Chelsea Dagger We might be fresh outta verbosity, but last week's comments prove that you guys are not the types to be rendered speechless; you ... More» Interview With a Sparkler, Round: Hail To The Chief 83 By: Chelsea Dagger Last year when Chelsea Dagger was elected president (by herself and 3 eggs that she drew faces onto), she passed a law that ... More» Interview With A Sparkler: Dagger Isn't Dead! 92 By: Chelsea Dagger Remember last week when the ever-stalwart C to the D was pretty much staring Death straight in the eyeballs and coining impossibly clever ... More» Interview With A Sparkler, Round: You Give Me Fever 129 By: Chelsea Dagger You guys are SO lucky, and you don't even KNOW it. Why are you lucky? Because you're not Emily Winter, which means you're not sitting ... More» 1234 NextLast Page