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The 20 Best Insults in Fiction, RANKED

By Abbey ClarkeNovember 2, 2018
You know the feeling of not being able to think of a witty comeback until the middle of the night two weeks... More  →
The 20 Best Insults in Fiction, RANKED

The BEST Shakespearean Insults, Ranked

By Emily BrownOctober 15, 2015
Lest you've forgotten that Shakespeare remains the greatest shade-thrower of ALL TIME, we've compiled a list of his most eloquent offenses for... More  →
The BEST Shakespearean Insults, Ranked

Auntie SparkNotes: Is This Slutty?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2012
Hey Auntie! I have a question on the difference between owning a great, great pair of confidence pants with guys and becoming one... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is This Slutty?

Really Ineffective Insults

By SparkLifeApril 18, 2012
Straight from the minds of some of your most diabolical Sploggers (Josh Perilo, Chrissie Gruebel, and Brandon Specktor, who would clearly make terrible... More  →
Really Ineffective Insults

What To Do When You Accidentally Insult Your Friend

By Lucy HutchinsonNovember 28, 2011
You've been friends with your friend for years. You can talk about anything and everything together, and only she knows the embarrassing... More  →
What To Do When You Accidentally Insult Your Friend

Your MOM Needs a New One-Liner!

By Kathryn_WilliamsOctober 3, 2011
There is something about the one-liner "your mom" (emphasis on the "mom"), that has cemented it in our popular lexicon as... More  →
Your MOM Needs a New One-Liner!

How to Deliver Insults and Compliments with Distinction

By ContributorAugust 12, 2011
Warning: even jtjuvenile's compliments are liable to earn you a broken clavicle. Proceed with caution! –Sparkitors If... More  →
How to Deliver Insults and Compliments with Distinction

Auntie SparkNotes: How to Out-Manipulate a Meanie

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 7, 2011
Dearest Auntie, There is this genius in my grade with a 4.0 average, an amazing voice, and a plethora of friends. I happen... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How to Out-Manipulate a Meanie

Auntie SparkNotes: The Grudge

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 16, 2010
If someone insults our brother, we never speak to that person again. Auntie has a different (okay, way more mature) approach. Read... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Grudge

Auntie SparkNotes: An Enormous Problem of Teeny Proportions

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 2, 2010
Auntie, your comebacks are CHOICE.—Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I've always been pretty short for my age as a result of taking medicine... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Enormous Problem of Teeny Proportions