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Gather round, kiddos, for what I can only imagine is in the top ten worst Valentine’s Days ever. It sounds like folklore, but it’s unfortunately ...
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4 Recipes for Disaster
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A good disaster is hard to come by these days. Sure, you can buy your disasters-in-a-box at the store, but they're overpriced and probably stuffed ...
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Bad Date Ideas
By: Jon_Skindzier
Dating is pretty much the most catastrophe-prone thing you can do, outside of working in a factory that produces both cupcakes and cupcake-shaped ...
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How Not To Get Someone To Like You
By: Brendan Eyre
It’s hard to go a day without seeing an article about how to win someone’s heart. How to get the person you like to notice ...
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Tips for Surviving Horror Movie Situations
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dac213 tells you everything you need to know about living through your very own horror movie! (And we're sorry if this...
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Why Saying "I Dislike Swimming" Is Kind of an Understatement
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HolyCereal! just wants you to stop soaking your body in shark-infested pee water. Is that so much to ask? –Sparkitors
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What To Do If You Have the Worst First Day of School in the History of the World
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The first day of school always starts off with such potential. You get on the bus full of exuberance and waffles, your backpack ...
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How To Act When You Run Into Your Ex
By: Jon_Skindzier
Stop us when this scenario sounds familiar: You're minding your own business at Starbucks, trying to think of a word that contains like 5 ...
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25 Ways Your Day Could've Been Worse
By: Lucy Hutchinson
Had a bad day? Yeah, so have we. (Everyone who works for SparkLife lives together on a bus, like the Partridge family, and today the ...
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How To Appreciate Things (If You Are Kind Of Spoiled)
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Poll Question
What's your favorite thing about Valentine's Day?
21%
Punching happy couples in the face
15%
Shooting people with arrows and then being all "WHAT?! I'm Cupid, yo!"
16%
Putting secret admirer notes in my crush's locker
6%
ERRRRVRTHING
11%
NOTHING
32%
Total Votes: 6975
