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May Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierMay 5, 2014
Be prepared, Aries; Mother's day draws near. It falls on the same day as Twilight Zone Day, so don't be surprised if... More  →
May Horoscopes!

April 2014 Horoscopes

By Jon_SkindzierApril 2, 2014
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Spring is in the air, Aries (but only due to an explosion at a nearby spring factory).... More  →
April 2014 Horoscopes

March 2014 Horoscopes

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 3, 2014
Your brain can help your love life or it can hinder it, Aries; above all, don't rely too much on it, because... More  →
March 2014 Horoscopes