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Every Harry Potter Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By ElodieAugust 6, 2018
I know that you have read all the Harry Potter books. At this point, everyone in the world who is going to... More  →
Every <em>Harry Potter</em> Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence

Extremely Upsetting Harry Potter Charts & Graphs

By ElodieJuly 3, 2018
You look like someone who appreciates an extremely upsetting Harry Potter chart. Fortunately for you, I too love nothing more than thinking... More  →
Extremely Upsetting <i>Harry Potter</i> Charts & Graphs

The Harry Potter Books, Ranked from Worst to Best

By ElodieDecember 6, 2017
When I’m not here on SparkNotes writing about Hamlet and My Chemical Romance, I can be found saying things like... More  →
The Harry Potter Books, Ranked from Worst to Best

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, As Told in a Series of Texts

By ElodieJune 6, 2017
We ask a lot of questions on this website. Where did Percy get Scabbers? What does a boggart look like? How do... More  →
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, As Told in a Series of Texts

The Harry Potter Movies Ranked By Hair

By ElodieSeptember 9, 2016
I have thoughts about hair, always. There is never a moment where I am not thinking critically about other people's hair, probably because... More  →
The Harry Potter Movies Ranked By Hair

A Much More Accurate Hogwarts Letter

By ElodieAugust 30, 2016
 

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards, Dubiously Omniscient Life Ruiner)

Dear... More  →
A Much More Accurate Hogwarts Letter