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The Harry Potter Books, Ranked from Worst to Best

By ElodieDecember 6, 2017
When I’m not here on SparkNotes writing about Hamlet and My Chemical Romance, I can be found saying things like... More  →
The Harry Potter Books, Ranked from Worst to Best

Every Harry Potter Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By ElodieNovember 24, 2017
I know that you have read all the Harry Potter books. At this point, everyone in the world who is going to... More  →
Every Harry Potter Book Summed Up in a Single Sentence

How Well Do You Know Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 19, 2017
So far, Sparklers, you've aced every Harry Potter test we've Accio'd your way, and you're probably feeling prettttty good... More  →
How Well Do You Know <em>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone</em>?

The 20 Best Quotes in All of Harry Potter

By ElodieJune 26, 2017
Today marks the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, which means we have spent the last TWO DECADES reading... More  →
The 20 Best Quotes in All of <i>Harry Potter</i>

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, As Told in a Series of Texts

By ElodieJune 6, 2017
We ask a lot of questions on this website. Where did Percy get Scabbers? What does a boggart look like? How do... More  →
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, As Told in a Series of Texts

The Harry Potter Movies Ranked By Hair

By ElodieSeptember 9, 2016
I have thoughts about hair, always. There is never a moment where I am not thinking critically about other people's hair, probably because... More  →
The Harry Potter Movies Ranked By Hair

A Much More Accurate Hogwarts Letter

By ElodieAugust 30, 2016
 

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards, Dubiously Omniscient Life Ruiner)

Dear... More  →
A Much More Accurate Hogwarts Letter