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Best and Worst Excuses to Get Out of Gym

By Sean McCarthySeptember 4, 2013
Worst: “My World of Warcraft guild has a raid.” “I can’t hear the word 'pull up' without getting terrible flashbacks to that scene in... More  →
Best and Worst Excuses to Get Out of Gym

No Wind? No Problem...With Indoor Kites!

By Dan_BergsteinFebruary 18, 2013
Have you heard of indoor kites? What sounds like a punchline is actually a mesmerizing spectacle of air resistance that is more... More  →
No Wind? No Problem...With Indoor Kites!

What Really Happens In the Women's Locker Room (Presumably)

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 24, 2013
The women’s locker room is a land of legends. Guys are never allowed to know what occurs in that room of secrets,... More  →
What Really Happens In the Women's Locker Room (Presumably)

The Worst Gym Teacher, Ever: An Interview

By Josh PeriloFebruary 27, 2012
We have done an exhaustive search throughout the high schools of America, and we think we have finally found the worst gym... More  →
The Worst Gym Teacher, Ever: An Interview

The 10 Best Excuses to Get Out of Gym Class

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 7, 2011
There are some days when the thought of pulling on your damp sweatpants and getting nailed in the left eye by 38... More  →
The 10 Best Excuses to Get Out of Gym Class

How To Talk Like A Basketball Player

By ContributorJanuary 31, 2011
{Insert_Witty_Username_Here} took a brief hiatus from writing hilarious posts, and we're SO glad she's back!—Sparkitors Basketballers have their own special... More  →
How To Talk Like A Basketball Player

How To Make Your Gym Uniform Look Cool

By Melissa_AlbertSeptember 7, 2010
Remember when you wore your gym uniform to that party that one time, and everyone wanted your number and asked who your... More  →
How To Make Your Gym Uniform Look Cool

The Subject You Hate (And Why That's Okay)

By Jon_SkindzierMay 14, 2010
Everyone's bad at something. If you're not, please go back to Mount Olympus and let the rest of us wallow in our... More  →
The Subject You Hate (And Why That's Okay)

Your Brain on a 10-Minute Mile

By Robert IsenbergFebruary 2, 2010
Minute 1 I hate gym. I hate 10-minute miles. Did he say go? I thought he was going to whistle. Well, everybody's running. I guess... More  →
Your Brain on a 10-Minute Mile

Auntie SparkNotes: The Unkindest Cut

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 19, 2010
Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I used to have a problem with self-injury. I was going through a rough period at the beginning of junior... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Unkindest Cut