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Rose's Relationship Guide, Part 2: The Camels Are Still In Danger

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By: Contributor

Rose brings us yet another hilarious, dromedary-death-related post. It's CAMEL TIME, y'all (that's like HAMMER TIME, but better.)—Sparkitors

Rose here with ...

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No Boys Like You. Sorry. (Blogging The Introduction of He's Just Not That Into You)

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By: Chelsea Dagger

Last week, I gave you the best gift you've ever received: a guided tour of my love life, which, much like Mordor, is ...

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How to Bust Your Friend Out of "Senior Citizen" Mode

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By: Contributor

TanTantheLadiesMan tells you how to change  your cribbage-playing, cane-toting, grandpa-esque best friend into a certified party animal.—Sparkitors

Guys, my twin brother was born ...

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Four Infallible Approaches to Flirting

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By: Contributor

jtjuvenile is an expert at seduction—sort of.—Sparkitors

I would first like to point out that I’ve managed to squeeze a tetra-syllabic word into ...

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Party Like a Hipster: The 10-Step Plan

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By: Contributor

kamurphy1218 presents the definitive guide to gettin' jiggy up in here, hipster-style. (Note: a true hipster would never use the phrase "gettin' jiggy...

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How to Make Your College Visit into an EPIC ADVENTURE

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By: Contributor

Carmen Margaret doesn't want you to have a humdrum, run-of-the-mill college tour—she wants shizz to get KUH-RAY-ZEE.—Sparkitors

Here's the ...

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He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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By: Chelsea Dagger

Hello, butts, and welcome to the greatest thing ever to happen to you: I, Chelsea Dagger, sweat-er extraordinaire, champion of wildly...

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How to Be a Villainaire

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By: Contributor

exceptionordinary's post made us feel ten times more like a Villainaire...the only problem is, we're still not sure what a Villainaire...

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What's Better Than Giving Out Halloween Candy? These Things

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By: Kathryn_Williams

Giving out candy on October 31 is like giving out pickles on the Ides of March. Everybody does it. This Halloween we're starting a new trend. a few of them, actually. We're prepared for a line around the block of Taylor-Swift-concert-tickets proportions, because freeloaders trick-or-treaters who come to our door will be raking in the following unconventional Halloween haul.More→

How to Make History

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By: Contributor

Flyergirl13 tells you how to become the next Abe Lincoln. Only, you know, minus the assassination.—Sparkitors...

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