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Don't Talk About Toilets (and Other Tips for Valedictorian Speeches)

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By: Contributor

dac213 should become a professional valedictorian speech-maker advisor. We're 87% sure that's a real job.—Sparkitors

Many of us are ...

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How to Clean Out Your Locker

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By: kat_rosenfield

Are you ready to clean your locker? NO YOU'RE NOT. Not until you have the necessary tools! So, go get 'em: a garbage can, a file folder (for keeping any important documents), and an empty backpack are musts. Depending upon the state of your locker, you may also need slightly more...unorthodox cleaning accessories.More→

How To REALLY Get a Girl

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By: Contributor

keepcalmandcarryon tells the fellas how to land a ladyfriend. (Why did we just start talking like it's 1954?)—Sparkitors

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Is Your Life BORINNGG? Flyergirl13 Can Help.

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By: Contributor

flyergirl13 pioneers the idea that when life hands you lemons, you should just make up new words like a...

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How To Get Guys: Advice From A Mankler!

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By: Contributor

TanTanTheLadiesMan is quickly becoming our go-to source for all things Mankler-related!—Sparkitors

Although my expertise in this area is limited, my lady friends have ...

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The Mankler's Solution to Summer Boredom? GIRLS.

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By: Contributor

TanTanTheLadiesMan lives up to his name; here's how to get a girl's attention! (Sparklers, we'll need you to check for accuracy.)—Sparkitors

I don’t ...

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How to Get Your Crush Out of Your Head

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By: Ashley Spencer

You’ve got it bad for a boy—so bad that people are beginning to think you are certifiably insane. After seriously considering getting your ...

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How to Tame Your Velociraptor

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By: Contributor

We've always wanted a murderous dinosaur friend, and now, thanks to Flyergirl13, we can have one!—Sparkitors

I recently became obsessed with velociraptors. I ...

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How to Get Sexy, Wavy, Beachy Hair

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By: Kathryn_Williams

Summer is a special time for hair, and the beach makes it so. No one ever talks about Sexy, Static-y Wool Hat Hair or Sexy, ...

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How to Enjoy Your Mono

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By: Kathryn_Williams

Good ol' mononucleosis. According to the National Institutes of Health, it is "a viral infection causing fever, sore throat, and swollen lymph glands, especially in ...

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