grownups The Media Thinks You're Drinking Purell 32 By: Kathryn_Williams First they came for the vanilla extract. Then it was the Nyquil. Demi Moore reminded us of the dangers of canned whipped cream. There was ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: Post-Suspension Ruination 94 By: kat_rosenfield Dearest Auntie, I am in a predicament. You see, I was a good kid, leader, role-model, etc.in various roles of leadership in my HS: I was... More» Auntie SparkNotes: The Reluctant Teacher's Pet 45 By: kat_rosenfield Dear Auntie, Please ignore the Bad Person Sirens ringing in my ears. Well, I was struggling in one class this pass school year. I found... More» First They Came for the Meepers, and I Said Nothing 89 By: kat_rosenfield The Anti-Fun Brigade is coming, and they want your gibberish. In Boston, a high school principal has threatened students with suspension if they say ... More»