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100 Ways to Kiss

By Brandon SpecktorApril 23, 2014
Kissing someone for the first time is always scary. What if you kiss boring? What if your breath smells? What if the... More  →
100 Ways to Kiss

Ten Ways to Wish Shakespeare a Happy Birthday!

By Andrew TavinApril 23, 2014
Marry, it is the bard's name day! The day we celebrate the birth of of the playwright so known throughout the land,... More  →
Ten Ways to Wish Shakespeare a Happy Birthday!

Pickup Lines For Inside A Jet Wheel Well

By Monique MadridApril 22, 2014
This week, a teen survived a flight from California to Hawaii in the wheel well of a commercial 747, despite... More  →
Pickup Lines For Inside A Jet Wheel Well

So, You Want a Pet Direwolf...

By Anthony DeVitoApril 22, 2014
Loyal! Enormous! Cuddly! It’s easy to understand why someone would want to have a pet direwolf. But before you tell your parents... More  →
So, You Want a Pet Direwolf...

A Legal Disclaimer for Dating Me

By Valerie BurnApril 21, 2014
CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY Definitions "Disclaimant" shall mean the party disclaiming liability for all events which may occur during Dating Period; "Disclaimee" shall mean the party... More  →
A Legal Disclaimer for Dating Me

16 Signs You Were a Leash Kid

By Anthony DeVitoApril 18, 2014
That man is a little off! That’s because, as a boy, he was never off... the LEASH, that is! Here’s a couple... More  →
16 Signs You Were a Leash Kid

100 Ways to Explain Your Crying

By Monique MadridApril 17, 2014
100. "I've been cutting onions." 99. "I've been kissing onions." 98. "My contact tore."  97. "I was gleeking out of my eye. It's a new skill... More  →
100 Ways to Explain Your Crying

If People Behaved Like Disney Characters, the World Would Be a Creepy Place

By Valerie BurnApril 15, 2014
Have you ever noticed how... creepy most Disney characters are? Take Ariel, for example. She has never even met Eric, and yet... More  →
If People Behaved Like Disney Characters, the World Would Be a Creepy Place

What Trampolines Taught Me About Life

By Monique MadridApril 14, 2014
For Christmas when I was in high school, we got a giant trampoline for the backyard. This awesome gift from Santa made... More  →
What Trampolines Taught Me About Life