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Auntie SparkNotes: Stop Trying to Make "British" Happen! It's Not Going to Happen!

By kat_rosenfieldMay 4, 2010
What do you do when your friend teases you about a country *you're not even from*? Auntie has the answers. —SparkNotes editors Dear... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Stop Trying to Make "British" Happen! It's Not Going to Happen!

You Know You're a Band Nerd When...

By ContributorMay 3, 2010
Sparkler 9soccerluv9 is an expert on band nerds. We may or may not have rocked a few tuba... More  →
You Know You're a Band Nerd When...

P.S. I Despise You to the Max

By Ashley SpencerApril 30, 2010
Any day now, your yearbook will arrive at your desk, full of photos and memories but void of signatures and sayings from... More  →
P.S. I Despise You to the Max

The Dos and Don'ts of Being an Awesome Host

By Ashley SpencerApril 30, 2010
Being a good host means striking the perfect balance between casualness and carefulness—which can also mean the difference between life and death.... More  →
The Dos and Don'ts of Being an Awesome Host

Auntie SparkNotes: Hot for Teacher

By kat_rosenfieldApril 30, 2010
We had a big crush on our APUSH teacher. What can we say? He had floppy hair and coached lacrosse. Sometimes that's... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Hot for Teacher

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Offended That You're Offended

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2010
It's annoying when people assume you have a perfect life. But just how annoyed should you get? Auntie tells us. —SparkNotes editors Hi... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Offended That You're Offended

How to Handle an Over-Competitive Friend

By Dan_BergsteinApril 29, 2010
Wanna race? I bet I can read that book faster than you. You suck at dodgeball. Are you trying to be bad at Call of... More  →
How to Handle an Over-Competitive Friend

Auntie SparkNotes: When Elderlies Attack

By kat_rosenfieldApril 28, 2010
It's hard when you hate the opinions of people you love. Auntie has some tips for dealing with wrinkly bigots. —SparkNotes eds ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Elderlies Attack

A Guide for Awkward People: How to Make Friends

By ContributorApril 16, 2010
Thanks for the advice, thisistoomuch10. Hopefully none of us will have to resort to your patented "toe-fungus" icebreaker... More  →
A Guide for Awkward People: How to Make Friends

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Not Jealous, I'm Just Consumed by Rage

By kat_rosenfieldApril 13, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I think I'm going crazy. I'm a high schooler, and I'm proud to say that I get good grades and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Not Jealous, I'm Just Consumed by Rage