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The Friday Awards

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By: Emily Winter

IT'S FRIDAY! And it's 704 degrees! That means this ed is being L-A-Z-Y. She can barely manage to write ...

The Friday Awards

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By: Emily Winter

In the summer, Fridays are stupid. They're practically Mondays, but Fried, and we're on a diet. They're useless, toothless, persistent, and ruthless. Luster-less,  flamflusterous, withered, ...

The Friday Awards

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By: Chelsea Dagger

Here's the dirt, Sparklers: Emily, being the heartless cad that she is, has temporarily abandoned us for the far more exciting and exotic locale of ...

The Friday Awards

127

By: Sarah Peregoy

Hey there, Sparklers! Happy Friday! It's your SparkIntern here to bring you my first-ever FRIWARDS while Emily's on vacation. I’m so ...

The Friday Awards

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By: Emily Winter

Last Friday, this ed went home and locked herself in her broom-closet-sized office so she could finally finally finally get some writing done. ...

The Friday Awards

140

By: Emily Winter

Whhhhhat up, Sparklers?!

Wait, we know all about what is up! It has come to our attention that there is AN ISSUE ...

Hanging Out With Jazzy: How to Get a Friward

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By: Contributor

Ahh, the Friward. Who doesn’t want one? It is what all Sparklers aim for most, the greatest honor! Once you have been made a Friampian, ...

The Friday Awards

91

By: Emily Winter

The Sparkitors are boogerbrains, did you know that?! Especially this Sparkitor, who eats fail sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and holidays.

So how do we ...

The Friday Awards

75

By: Emily Winter

HAPPY SUMMER, Sparklers!!!

Okay, technically it's not summer til June 21, but a lot of you Sparklers are already done with school, AND we've got something summery ...

The Friday Awards

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By: Emily Winter

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