football

How To Sort of Pretend You Care About The Super Bowl This Year

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By: Jon_Skindzier

It's February, which means that everyone must once again gather around to watch the Super Bowl so that we can all talk about it ...

Our Fantastical Fantasy Football Team

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By: Lauren Passell

If football season means lounging on the couch watching Tom Selleck's mustache on "Blue Bloods" instead of actually going to games, congratulations. You are not ...

Elodie's Off to College (But Only If She Finishes Packing)

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By: Elodie

I’m packing for college. And by that, I mean I’m chucking everything into a disorganized heap in the middle of our living room, hoping all ...

The Highlights and Lowlights of Commercial Bowl XLV

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By: Kathryn_Williams

The Super Bowl is, like, the Super Bowl of commercials. So while you were busy shouting every sports-related term you know ("Holding! Offensive Lineman! Blind ...

How To Throw an Ironic Super Bowl Party

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By: Jon_Skindzier

The most-watched event in America is coming up, which by hipster standards already makes it worse than falling face-first into a pile of snakes. But ...

How to Pick a Fave Superbowl Team Using Science

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By: Rachel Korowitz

Although countless well-meaning dude friends and several annoyed boyfriends have tried to take me to impromptu NFL School, I've never managed to absorb football's many ...

Football Terms, And How Not To Use Them

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By: Jon_Skindzier

The NFL playoff season is underway, which for some people means weeks of tension and excitement, and for others, confusion and dismay. ("Oh nooo! My ...

Blogging a Band Geek's First Football Game

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By: Contributor

We love your school spirit, meganpikalvr12! –Sparkitors

Most of you know that the best part of a high school football game is the halftime show. ...

Football Season Fun for Everyone

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By: Ashley Spencer

Your theater-loving-cardigan-wearing-SparkNotes-reading self is pumped for new “Glee” episodes. Sports? Not so much. But if you boycott football games, what are you going do on ...