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Marry Your Butcher!

By Scott GreenstoneNovember 30, 2011
Scott-Free's Dating Tip of the Week: Don't bake your date cupcakes the color of Grawp's snot. It just won't go over well. “Once... More  →
Marry Your Butcher!

Is Talie a Stalker?

By ContributorNovember 18, 2011
This week, Talie's playing with fire! —Sparkitors My dearest, darling-ist sparkle-pies. You know when you see someone and you feel like... More  →
Is Talie a Stalker?

Please Specify Sex

By Scott GreenstoneNovember 18, 2011
If you make an account on eHarmony, you’ll never get married unless you have a picture of you riding a duck. (Is the... More  →
Please Specify Sex

Psychoanalyze This Guy

By ContributorNovember 18, 2011
Faye's got a crush—but wonders if floorcest issomething to worry about. —Sparkitors There’s nothing quite like unintentional nap time. It’s a... More  →
Psychoanalyze This Guy

What It Means When We Friend-Zone You: A Post for the Manklers

By ContributorNovember 16, 2011
grace_return7 wants you dudes to know that getting "friendzoned" is a huge compliment. Kind of.—Sparkitors More  →
What It Means When We Friend-Zone You: A Post for the Manklers

How to Annoy Your Crush: A 10-Step Recipe

By ContributorNovember 15, 2011
This might be the most helpful recipe you read all week. PAY ATTENTION, BUTTS.—Sparkitors Here's the thing: I, elionorapaws, like... More  →
How to Annoy Your Crush: A 10-Step Recipe

An NBK Mankler Hits a Dating Road Block

By ContributorNovember 14, 2011
Metalhead865 has got everything under control—except his love life.—Sparkitors Ok guys, it's time for ... More  →
An NBK Mankler Hits a Dating Road Block

Auntie SparkNotes: No-Confidence Schmo

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 9, 2011
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I'm young but I'm deeply in love with this girl. And unlike most guys I can't just be, well, "a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: No-Confidence Schmo

10 Ways to Annoy the Heck Out of the Girl You Like

By ContributorNovember 8, 2011
SunnySkies92 has some advice for you, Manklers; whatever you do, DO NOT do the following.—Sparkitors I’m... More  →
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck Out of the Girl You Like

Don't Leave Your Danielle Steele Novels Lying Around

By Scott GreenstoneNovember 7, 2011
Rule #20: Be Honest but Mysterious. “Men love mystery!” At least, all the men in E-Fein’s dating pool do. Because all the... More  →
Don't Leave Your Danielle Steele Novels Lying Around