Sparklers, you may not know this, but we're experts at failure. Below are some lessons we learned the hard way.
How to Fail at Driving: While backing out of your driveway, calmly look into your rear view mirror and confirm that the coast is clear. Then knock over three trashcans, take out your neighbor’s mailbox, and crash directly into the three-story treehouse your father spent nine years building. Lay your head on your steering wheel and sob quietly for a solid hour.
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