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Comebacks to "You're NOT on Facebook?!"

By Michael JoyceDecember 5, 2014

If you've heard the following phrase, “You’re not on Facebook? I couldn't even!” then congratulations, you’re not on Facebook.

You should

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WINNER POST: How to Join Facebook

By Victoria ProvostNovember 20, 2014
TEAM, YOU HAVE MET KATHERINE AND RUBY, SPECTACULAR WINNERS OF OUR SPECIAL SPLOGGER SEARCH, AND IT IS NOW... More  →
WINNER POST: How to Join Facebook

Auntie SparkNotes: I Don't Want to Cut this Guy Off, but He's So Annoying

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 29, 2014
Hey Auntie! I met this boy at summer camp a few years ago. He was nice, but very socially awkward, and sometimes annoying... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Don't Want to Cut this Guy Off, but He's So Annoying

Ask Jono: I Internet-Stalked a Guy and He Found Out! Nooo!

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 17, 2014
Helloooooooo Jono! I have a confession. I am an amazing internet stalker (I have added internet here so you don't imagine me... More  →
Ask Jono: I Internet-Stalked a Guy and He Found Out! Nooo!

Da Newz With H. Alan: Hamas, Facebook and SCOTUS

By H. Alan ScottJuly 2, 2014
Da Newz is a weekly current events vlog brought to you by SparkNotes and hosted by H. Alan Scott, who is like... More  →
Da Newz With H. Alan: Hamas, Facebook and SCOTUS

Other Experiments Facebook Has Been Performing On You...

By Andrew TavinJuly 1, 2014
So you may have learned (perhaps through a friend's Facebook post) that Facebook had been experimenting on you. Apparently, Facebook... More  →
Other Experiments Facebook Has Been Performing On You...

Ask Jono: Should I Find an Excuse to Talk to This Guy, or Forget Him?

By Jon_SkindzierMay 29, 2014
Dear all-knowledgeable Jono, Yes, I'm sucking up... I have recently become a "Sparkler" (cue roaring applause) and I could sincerely use some assistance. I... More  →
Ask Jono: Should I Find an Excuse to Talk to This Guy, or Forget Him?

The Anti-Binary Code: Facebook Changes Its Gender Options

By Valerie BurnApril 14, 2014
Many people, and virtually every Disney character ever, identify as male or female. However, there are lots of people that identify as... More  →
The Anti-Binary Code: Facebook Changes Its Gender Options

Take a Look at the Facebook Status That Cost a Family $80,000!

By Josh SorokachMarch 10, 2014
Passive aggressive complaints, confusing there/their, accidentally liking a crush's photo when you merely wanted to participate in some light internet stalking... we've... More  →
Take a Look at the Facebook Status That Cost a Family $80,000!

Do You Suffer From These Common Social Media Diseases?

By Kale BogdanovsMarch 6, 2014
It can start with a twitching in your extremities, and escalate to full-blown heart palpitations and duckface: Here is the 2014 diagnostic... More  →
Do You Suffer From These Common Social Media Diseases?