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Malala Wins Nobel Prize and We Are Off to Eat Croissants!

By Janet ManleyOctober 10, 2014
Pakistani human rights activist we just want to PUT IN OUR POCKET, Malala Yousafzi, has won the Nobel peace prize! She shares... More  →
Malala Wins Nobel Prize and We Are Off to Eat Croissants!

Jobs That Will Help Pay for College: YAY EDITION!

By Christin GestJune 23, 2014
Starbucks has recently announced that they are funding the college education of  some employees through Arizona State University's online class... More  →
Jobs That Will Help Pay for College: YAY EDITION!

Hermione Just Aced Her OWLs!

By Janet ManleyMay 28, 2014
Look back on 2001 for a moment: some of you were just a bunch of cells dividing into more cells; some of you were... More  →
Hermione Just Aced Her OWLs!

Should College Athletes Get Paid?

By H. Alan ScottApril 10, 2014

Imagine you’re volunteering for this thing. They totally put you up, teach you, you’re super involved. Eventually you start making them

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Should College Athletes Get Paid?

Principal Tells Eight-Year-Old to Scram for Not Being Feminine Enough

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 28, 2014
And now for breaking coverage of Timberlake Christian School’s gender-bullying of an eight-year-old girl, we go to our news correspondent Dale, who... More  →
Principal Tells Eight-Year-Old to Scram for Not Being Feminine Enough

Why the General Public Should Know About Synesthesia

By _Underscored_Owl_March 20, 2014
I have Synesthesia. For those who don't know, that's when some of your senses (sight, smell, taste, ect) are kind of combined... More  →

The Creepiest PSA of All Time Has Landed

By Janet ManleyFebruary 4, 2014
When does a public service announcement cross the line from a "wake-up call" to "that thing that now gives me nightmares while... More  →
The Creepiest PSA of All Time Has Landed

12 Things Your Thanksgiving Must Have if You LOVE 'MERICA and Wanna Assimilate!!!!

By Chrissie GruebelNovember 28, 2013
Gobble gobble! That's the sound the friendly turkey makes before we chase it down, wrestle it to the ground, bag it up,... More  →
12 Things Your Thanksgiving Must Have if You LOVE 'MERICA and Wanna Assimilate!!!!

SparkLife's School of Advanced Study: Discover Our Alumni's Geek PhDs

By Janet ManleyNovember 13, 2013
We get a lot of questions from Sparklers about how we got jobs here in the SparkShip, and the answer is: education.... More  →
SparkLife's School of Advanced Study: Discover Our Alumni's Geek PhDs

Dorm Room Urban Legends

By Anthony DeVitoNovember 13, 2013
The Hunchback of Notre Dame! Bigfoot! The Loch Ness Monster! Affordable education! What do they all have in common? They're urban legends?... More  →
Dorm Room Urban Legends