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Iconic NBKs and Girls Who Just Don't Wanna Date

By Abbey ClarkeApril 23, 2015
SEX ED WEEK IS HEEEEERE. While we are super psyched for widespread legit understanding of how our tingly bits work, we also... More  →
Iconic NBKs and Girls Who Just Don't Wanna Date

Lumiere Has Been Cast for the Live-Action Beauty and the Beast Movie!

By Janet ManleyApril 22, 2015
ATTENTION DINNER SERVICE: Your favorite singing candlestick in the 2017 live-action movie musical of Beauty and the Beast will be played by young... More  →
Lumiere Has Been Cast for the Live-Action <i>Beauty and the Beast</i> Movie!

With Deepest Pride and Greatest Pleasure, We Present to You the First Beauty and the Beast Selfie

By Janet ManleyApril 15, 2015
Thanks to the nimble hands of Josh Gad, who will be playing sidekick LeFou to Gaston and Gaston's chin in the 2017... More  →
With Deepest Pride and Greatest Pleasure, We Present to You the First <i>Beauty and the Beast</i> Selfie

Disney Announces Live-Action Mulan Film, Our Dreamcasting Gets Very Frantic Very Quickly

By Nicole DiekerMarch 31, 2015
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS DISNEY'S NEXT BIG MOVIE IS OUR FAVORITE ONE THEY LOOKED AT ALL THE PRINCESSES AND SAID "HERE'S... More  →
Disney Announces Live-Action <i>Mulan</i> Film, Our Dreamcasting Gets Very Frantic Very Quickly

Disney Princesses Have Heads Shaped Like Acorns, Disney Princes Have Heads Shaped Like Hams, Apples, Anvils, Quaffles, Everything Ever

By SparkLifeMarch 12, 2015
You will never meet a prince with a head shaped like that! This is, potentially, the unintended message that every Disney movie ever... More  →
Disney Princesses Have Heads Shaped Like Acorns, Disney Princes Have Heads Shaped Like Hams, Apples, Anvils, Quaffles, Everything Ever

There Will Be a New Frozen Short Before Cinderella: PIXXXX!

By Page SchumacherFebruary 3, 2015
Just when you thought you had finally run out of kindling to fuel your raging Frozen obsession, Disney has come out with BRAND SPANKIN'... More  →
There Will Be a New <i>Frozen</i> Short Before Cinderella: PIXXXX!

We Go Into the Into The Woods Soundtrack and Live Happy Ever After

By Nicole DiekerDecember 17, 2014
We are slowly working our way through our Into the Woods advent calendar of frozen burritos (ONLY EIGHT DAYS UNTIL WE OPEN THE... More  →
We Go Into the <i>Into The Woods</i> Soundtrack and Live Happy Ever After

Warning: This "Honest Trailer" Might Ruin The Little Mermaid for You Forever

By Janet ManleyNovember 21, 2014
We all got on board with Ariel's missing (to win the heart of Prince Eric), even though it was mostly premised on... More  →
Warning: This "Honest Trailer" Might Ruin <i>The Little Mermaid</i> for You Forever