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Auntie SparkNotes: I Was Groped By My Dentist

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 3, 2013
Hi, Auntie. There's no other way to really say this... I was touched inappropriately by the dentist today. I went to an appointment... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Was Groped By My Dentist

Blogging My Cavity Filling

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 17, 2012
It's the end of an era, Sparklers. I used to think of myself as a paragon of oral health, an exemplar of... More  →
Blogging My Cavity Filling

How Many Cavities Do You Have?

By EmmaMarch 6, 2012
In our day (January 6, 1802), brushing your teeth was not optional. Neither was eating M&Ms for breakfast or using soda for... More  →
How Many Cavities Do You Have?

Auntie SparkNotes: Out, Damn Teeth

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 4, 2010
We still have our wisdom teeth, and we don't even want to know what "dry socket" means. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, So in about a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Out, Damn Teeth

Blogging the Removal of My Braces

By ContributorOctober 11, 2010
Congratulations, sciencenerdess94! Sounds like you didn’t cry once, which is more than some editors, er, people can say! –Sparkitors For many... More  →
Blogging the Removal of My Braces

Robots We Want and Robots We Need

By Dan_BergsteinJune 25, 2010
Robots make the world a better place. They do jobs that are too dangerous or difficult for us delicate, dainty humans. They... More  →
Robots We Want and Robots We Need

Your Day, as Imagined by Your Dentist

By Robert IsenbergMay 25, 2010
6 a.m.: Wake. Rush to bathroom. Squeeze heavenly dollop of toothpaste onto your pristine Scepter of the Mouth, otherwise known as your... More  →
Your Day, as Imagined by Your Dentist

Avoid Summer Wisdom Teeth Extraction at All Costs

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 13, 2009
"This way, you won't miss any school." That is the argument used by parents across the county to encourage teenagers to have... More  →
Avoid Summer Wisdom Teeth Extraction at All Costs