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How to Ask Someone Out on a Date, According to Shakespeare

By ElodieMay 8, 2017
You know what’s ridiculous? What’s ridiculous is that we're still doing things like ASKING PEOPLE OUT ON DATES instead of JUST MAKING EYE... More  →
How to Ask Someone Out on a Date, According to Shakespeare

Auntie SparkNotes: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend He's Gay?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 5, 2017
Dear Auntie, I have recently accepted that I'm bisexual. It's not something I feel the need to come out about because I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend He's Gay?

QUIZ: How Would Shakespeare Describe the Guy You Have a Crush On?

By ElodieMay 2, 2017
"How would Shakespeare describe the person I want to make out with" is a question no one is asking, but maybe they... More  →
QUIZ: How Would Shakespeare Describe the Guy You Have a Crush On?

Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from Romeo and Juliet

By ElodieMay 1, 2017
People will say, "But Elodie, Romeo and Juliet was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a romantic how-to guide."... More  →
Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned from Romeo and Juliet

Auntie SparkNotes: Which Girl Should I Choose?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 24, 2017
Hey Auntie SparkNotes, Ok so I'm a 16 year-old guy and right now, I have a girlfriend. An amazing one at that. Literally... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Which Girl Should I Choose?

Auntie SparkNotes: I Want to Be Ready to Date

By kat_rosenfieldApril 10, 2017
Hi Auntie, I have been dealing with this issue for a while now. First off, I made a promise when I was younger... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Want to Be Ready to Date

How to Tell If You Just Met Your Love Interest

By ElodieApril 5, 2017
I was raised on a healthy diet of unrealistic romance novels, so every person with whom I make eye contact—be it the... More  →
How to Tell If You Just Met Your Love Interest

Harry Potter Characters That Would've Made Way Better Couples

By ElodieApril 4, 2017
I’m not really in the business of telling people what they should or should not be shipping (unless of course you ship... More  →
Harry Potter Characters That Would've Made Way Better Couples

If Famous Poets Had Tinder

By ElodieMarch 29, 2017
Tinder is pretty great because you get to swipe left and right on people’s shirtless selfies all from the comfort of your... More  →
If Famous Poets Had Tinder