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Auntie SparkNotes: I Liked a Girl, Then My Friend Asked Her Out

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 5, 2016
Hey Auntie! I'll get right to it. So I'm in my senior year of college and currently living with three roommates. They're all... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Liked a Girl, Then My Friend Asked Her Out

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get to Know This Person?

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 2, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, As school has begun I've begun to notice a certain new boy in my class... (cue the thumping of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get to Know This Person?

Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stop Pining for the Perfect Girl

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 28, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I'm a 16-year-old cishet guy in my junior year considering for the first time in my life actually asking someone... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stop Pining for the Perfect Girl

5 Times Hamlet Was the Emo Crush of Your Dreams

By Kelly HoffmacherNovember 22, 2016
O Hamlet—the tortured, emo boyfriend I never had but always dreamed of. He’s the original unavailable brainiac. If Hamlet had slumped against my... More  →
5 Times Hamlet Was the Emo Crush of Your Dreams

Auntie SparkNote: How Can I Give Love Advice to My Crush?

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 21, 2016
Hey Auntie, I have a bit of a problem, and I think it's girl related. I'm a 20-year-old college guy and I... More  →
Auntie SparkNote: How Can I Give Love Advice to My Crush?

Auntie SparkNotes: My Crush Has Flaws

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 21, 2016
Dear Auntie, I have a crush on a girl at my school. I'm sure you've gotten one million emails from other boys with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Crush Has Flaws

BEHOLD: Your Heartbreak Horoscope!

By Kit FraserJuly 25, 2016
As Albert Einstein once said, "You can't blame gravity for falling in love." Translation? Science is dead, everyone will be heartbroken eventually,... More  →
BEHOLD: Your Heartbreak Horoscope!

Auntie SparkNotes: The Girl I Like Is Dating a Total Loser

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 6, 2016
Hey Auntie, This is a classic one I'm sure, but I'd be happy to get some advice, as everyone I usually go to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Girl I Like Is Dating a Total Loser

Auntie SparkNotes: My Friends Keep Shipping My Crush with Someone Else

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 1, 2016
Dear Auntie, It's my freshman year at high school, with only one month left of school. Last semester, this great guy (let's call... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Friends Keep Shipping My Crush with Someone Else