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Auntie SparkNotes: A Burglar Ruined My Relationship

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 14, 2016
Dear Auntie: I've been dating this girl for about two years now and everything’s been great. We moved in together about five or six... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Burglar Ruined My Relationship

Auntie SparkNotes: My Friend Flirts with Too Many Girls

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 12, 2016
Dear Auntie, So I have a dilemma. There's this guy, whom we'll call James. I've known him for over 7 years now, and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Friend Flirts with Too Many Girls

Auntie SparkNotes: I Feel Terrible About Crushing on My BF's Friend

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 7, 2016
Dear Auntie, I've been feeling really guilty lately. I've been dating a guy for four years and we are both in our twenties.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Feel Terrible About Crushing on My BF's Friend

Auntie SparkNotes: I Liked a Girl, Then My Friend Asked Her Out

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 5, 2016
Hey Auntie! I'll get right to it. So I'm in my senior year of college and currently living with three roommates. They're all... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Liked a Girl, Then My Friend Asked Her Out

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get to Know This Person?

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 2, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, As school has begun I've begun to notice a certain new boy in my class... (cue the thumping of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Get to Know This Person?

Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stop Pining for the Perfect Girl

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 28, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I'm a 16-year-old cishet guy in my junior year considering for the first time in my life actually asking someone... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stop Pining for the Perfect Girl

5 Times Hamlet Was the Emo Crush of Your Dreams

By Kelly HoffmacherNovember 22, 2016
O Hamlet—the tortured, emo boyfriend I never had but always dreamed of. He’s the original unavailable brainiac. If Hamlet had slumped against my... More  →
5 Times Hamlet Was the Emo Crush of Your Dreams

Auntie SparkNote: How Can I Give Love Advice to My Crush?

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 21, 2016
Hey Auntie, I have a bit of a problem, and I think it's girl related. I'm a 20-year-old college guy and I... More  →
Auntie SparkNote: How Can I Give Love Advice to My Crush?

Auntie SparkNotes: My Crush Has Flaws

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 21, 2016
Dear Auntie, I have a crush on a girl at my school. I'm sure you've gotten one million emails from other boys with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Crush Has Flaws

BEHOLD: Your Heartbreak Horoscope!

By Kit FraserJuly 25, 2016
As Albert Einstein once said, "You can't blame gravity for falling in love." Translation? Science is dead, everyone will be heartbroken eventually,... More  →
BEHOLD: Your Heartbreak Horoscope!