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Ask Jono: Is This Guy My Boyfriend or My Cantaloupe or What

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 22, 2014
Dear Jono, Thanks for being generally awesome. I love your column. Anywho, there's this guy (Winces. SORRY. Cute and original weren't working for me).... More  →
Ask Jono: Is This Guy My Boyfriend or My Cantaloupe or What

Auntie SparkNotes: I Rejected This Guy and Now He's Everywhere

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 17, 2014
Hey Auntie, So to cut right to the chase, I am a senior girl in high school, and a close friend of my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Rejected This Guy and Now He's Everywhere

Ask Jono: Am I Friend-Zoned, or Mixed-Signal-Zoned, or What?

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 15, 2014
Dearest Jono, I have a few questions that need answering that all pertain to one topic: a member of the male population... More  →
Ask Jono: Am I Friend-Zoned, or Mixed-Signal-Zoned, or What?

Auntie SparkNotes: Is It Okay if My Crush Is Shorter Than Me?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2014
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Until a few months ago I lived in a foreign country, which I had to leave behind because of my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is It Okay if My Crush Is Shorter Than Me?

Chasing Dave: Summer's End

By AddisonOctober 13, 2014
Hello, Sparkletoes! If you're new to Chasing Dave, here's the B-line: This is a tale of how I went from being single... More  →
Chasing Dave: Summer's End

Ask Jono: I Like My Friend's Brother! Or Do I?

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 6, 2014
Dear Jono, So I'm in a bit of a sticky situation. I've recently come to terms with the fact that I have a... More  →
Ask Jono: I Like My Friend's Brother! Or Do I?

Benedict Cumberbatch Shatters Norms of English Language, Is Still Totes Perfect

By Emily BrownOctober 1, 2014
Last week, an exclusive video clip surfaced wherein our most favorite cu-Cumber shocked the world with his words. The clip begins with... More  →
Benedict Cumberbatch Shatters Norms of English Language, Is Still Totes Perfect

100 Things That Are Scarier Than Ghosts

By Andrew TavinOctober 1, 2014
1) Having to call back a number you don't recognize. 2) Realizing your phone isn't in your pocket. 3) Seeing the milk is expired... More  →
100 Things That Are Scarier Than Ghosts