Menu

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm So Bored with My Long-Distance Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 7, 2018
Dear Auntie, I feel very stuck right now. You see, my long-term boyfriend (we'll call him Dean) and I are in a long-distance... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm So Bored with My Long-Distance Boyfriend

The DOs and DEFINITELY DON'Ts of Text Flirting

By Emily BrownNovember 6, 2018
Flirting is one among the many mysteries of the human condition. Where do you put your hands when someone whose mouth you... More  →
The DOs and DEFINITELY DON'Ts of Text Flirting

Every Person You'll Meet in High School, Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By SparkLifeSeptember 14, 2018
  The Principal Who Thinks He's Cool But Is Actually a Clueless Moron Who Constantly Uses Slang Incorrectly He's definitely on a power trip,... More  →
Every Person You'll Meet in High School, Summed Up in a Single Sentence

Auntie SparkNotes: She Dumped Me, Then Said We Were Never Dating

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 12, 2018
Hey Sparklers! We're sorry that we haven't posted the Auntie column in a few weeks; when the site redesign launched, it caused... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: She Dumped Me, Then Said We Were Never Dating

Auntie SparkNotes: My Online Crush Has a Terrible Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 13, 2018
Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I have a crush on a girl (we'll call her Jill) in one of my online friend-groups, and according to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Online Crush Has a Terrible Boyfriend

13 of the Worst Texts to Accidentally Send Your Crush: Part 2

By ElodieJune 21, 2018
Typically, sending a text to the wrong person is at best hilarious and at worst embarrassing. But sending a wrong text to... More  →
13 of the Worst Texts to Accidentally Send Your Crush: Part 2