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ATTENTION FRED WEASLEYS! We Want Sparkler Writing That Will Laugh Us to Death

ATTENTION FRED WEASLEYS! We Want Sparkler Writing That Will Laugh Us to Death

By SparkLifeOctober 21, 2014
GATHER ALL YE ROUND FOR AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT! CEASE TILLING THE FIELDS. BE NO LONGER RUNNING THE MAZE. ARREST YOUR BASKETRY AND PUT... More  →

What the Brackets Have Told Us About YOU

By Kathryn_WilliamsNovember 12, 2013
Picture it: A balmy November day in 2012. The Sparkitors sit at their desks respectfully admiring the attractive young males on their... More  →
What the Brackets Have Told Us About YOU

Enter Our Caption Contest! UPDATE: Winner!

By Janet ManleyOctober 31, 2013
"Sadly, Cowboy Steve had no idea that when Conductor Bob played musical chairs, he played for keeps." CONGRATULATIONS to you_are_in_charge_of_you for the winning caption,... More  →
Enter Our Caption Contest! UPDATE: Winner!

Headline: SparkLife Names Cute Stock Girl Championess

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 28, 2013
The photo that took this stock girl to the top. By KATHRYN WILLIAMS  01/24/2013 10:43 AM EST MY BED, WHERE I WRITEMore  →
Headline: SparkLife Names Cute Stock Girl Championess

Blonde v. Brunette, or Sh*t's Getting Real: Stock Girl FINALS

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 23, 2013
A question as old as chocolate or vanilla, summer or winter, math or English, tea or coffee, dog or cat, pancakes or... More  →
Blonde v. Brunette, or Sh*t's Getting Real: Stock Girl FINALS

Voldemort v. Heath, This is Happening: Villain Bracket Semis

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 22, 2013
Sorry, Hiddlovers, the Dark Lord out-eviled Loki. And just wait until you see who you're going to have to pick between this... More  →
Voldemort v. Heath, This is Happening: Villain Bracket Semis

Horridly Horrible Villain Bracket: Round 2

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 18, 2013
Got an audition coming up? Here's a vocal warm-up for you: These dastardly devils desire that you decide the most destructively deviant... More  →
Horridly Horrible Villain Bracket: Round 2

Lovely Ladies! Bracket Semi-Finals

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 17, 2013
Red, blonde, brown, curly, straight, bangs, pale, almond, olive, freckled, porcelain... we got 'em all. Somewhere, wherever they are, these lovely ladies... More  →
Lovely Ladies! Bracket Semi-Finals

Announcing the Stock GIRL Bracket

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 9, 2013
Y'all are the ones who reminded us we are an equal opportunity fun palace here at SparkLife, and if our... More  →
Announcing the Stock GIRL Bracket

This Might Be the Hardest Decision You Make All Year: Celeb Boy Bracket Finals

By Kathryn_WilliamsDecember 11, 2012
You know why they're called "celebrities?" Because we celebrate their talent, their ineffable coolness, their dash of flair, their charm, their charisma,... More  →
This Might Be the Hardest Decision You Make All Year: Celeb Boy Bracket Finals