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What the Brackets Have Told Us About YOU

By Kathryn_WilliamsNovember 12, 2013
Picture it: A balmy November day in 2012. The Sparkitors sit at their desks respectfully admiring the attractive young males on their... More  →
What the Brackets Have Told Us About YOU

Enter Our Caption Contest! UPDATE: Winner!

By Janet ManleyOctober 31, 2013
"Sadly, Cowboy Steve had no idea that when Conductor Bob played musical chairs, he played for keeps." CONGRATULATIONS to you_are_in_charge_of_you for the winning caption,... More  →
Enter Our Caption Contest! UPDATE: Winner!

Headline: SparkLife Names Cute Stock Girl Championess

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 28, 2013
The photo that took this stock girl to the top. By KATHRYN WILLIAMS  01/24/2013 10:43 AM EST MY BED, WHERE I WRITEMore  →
Headline: SparkLife Names Cute Stock Girl Championess

Blonde v. Brunette, or Sh*t's Getting Real: Stock Girl FINALS

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 23, 2013
A question as old as chocolate or vanilla, summer or winter, math or English, tea or coffee, dog or cat, pancakes or... More  →
Blonde v. Brunette, or Sh*t's Getting Real: Stock Girl FINALS

Voldemort v. Heath, This is Happening: Villain Bracket Semis

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 22, 2013
Sorry, Hiddlovers, the Dark Lord out-eviled Loki. And just wait until you see who you're going to have to pick between this... More  →
Voldemort v. Heath, This is Happening: Villain Bracket Semis

Horridly Horrible Villain Bracket: Round 2

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 18, 2013
Got an audition coming up? Here's a vocal warm-up for you: These dastardly devils desire that you decide the most destructively deviant... More  →
Horridly Horrible Villain Bracket: Round 2

Lovely Ladies! Bracket Semi-Finals

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 17, 2013
Red, blonde, brown, curly, straight, bangs, pale, almond, olive, freckled, porcelain... we got 'em all. Somewhere, wherever they are, these lovely ladies... More  →
Lovely Ladies! Bracket Semi-Finals

Announcing the Stock GIRL Bracket

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 9, 2013
Y'all are the ones who reminded us we are an equal opportunity fun palace here at SparkLife, and if our... More  →
Announcing the Stock GIRL Bracket

This Might Be the Hardest Decision You Make All Year: Celeb Boy Bracket Finals

By Kathryn_WilliamsDecember 11, 2012
You know why they're called "celebrities?" Because we celebrate their talent, their ineffable coolness, their dash of flair, their charm, their charisma,... More  →
This Might Be the Hardest Decision You Make All Year: Celeb Boy Bracket Finals