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THE COMMENTING APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

By Chelsea DaggerMay 17, 2011
EVERYBODY PUT DOWN THE ILLEGAL FIRECRACKERS AND STEP AWAY FROM THAT PROVERBIAL LEDGE: it's going to be OKAY. We know there have been... More  →
THE COMMENTING APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

Everything You Need to Know About Gary

By ContributorMarch 30, 2011
A wise man once said that to defeat your enemy, you must first learn everything about him—so Animated_Apathy is getting... More  →
Everything You Need to Know About Gary

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Feral Cats and the CIA

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 25, 2011
Yes, feral cats and the CIA. That was the gist of the comments from last week, so we thought to ourselves, "Why... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Feral Cats and the CIA

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Evasive Maneuvers Are The Best Maneuvers

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 18, 2011
Great googily moogily: it appears you sly foxes are positively ACES at extracting yourself from bad dates! Chelsea Dagger really could have... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Evasive Maneuvers Are The Best Maneuvers

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: There Are No Words (GET IT?!)

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 11, 2011
We might be fresh outta verbosity, but last week's comments prove that you guys are not the types to be... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: There Are No Words (GET IT?!)

Comments of the Week: We Will Slowly Defile This Happy Graphic

By Emily WinterMarch 9, 2011
Comments of the Week! You say cool stuff, we find it, we give you T-shirts made out of unicorn hair, fairy dandruff,... More  →
Comments of the Week: We Will Slowly Defile This Happy Graphic

Interview With a Sparkler, Round: Hail To The Chief

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 4, 2011
Last year when Chelsea Dagger was elected president (by herself and 3 eggs that she drew faces onto), she passed... More  →
Interview With a Sparkler, Round: Hail To The Chief

Comments of the Week

By Emily WinterMarch 2, 2011
We can sit here no longer. We must stand! Stand and shout, for you people are kind of funny. To honor your... More  →
Comments of the Week

Interview With A Sparkler: Dagger Isn't Dead!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 25, 2011
Remember last week when the ever-stalwart C to the D was pretty much staring Death straight in the eyeballs and... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler: Dagger Isn't Dead!

Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Shakespeare Was An Idiot

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 11, 2011
That's right, we said it. That old bard was dumb as a bag of half-price bricks. All that "What's in a name?... More  →
Interview With A Sparkler, Round: Shakespeare Was An Idiot