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6 Ways to Fight the Impending Clown Drought

By Kale BogdanovsFebruary 24, 2014
Do old clowns ever truly die? It turns out they do. They really do. And young clowns aren’t earning their... More  →
6 Ways to Fight the Impending Clown Drought

Creepy Clown Valentines

By andrew joanisFebruary 12, 2013
Because why not. ... More  →
Creepy Clown Valentines

19 Things Scarier Than Clowns

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 16, 2012
A picture or video of a clown, any clown, usually is greeted with at least one person screaming, “Scary!” or “Creepy!” or... More  →
19 Things Scarier Than Clowns

Let Me Give You Bad Advice: Become Afraid of Clowns!

By reidfaylorJune 13, 2012
FROM: iluvhorses2012 What should I do if the guy I like will not be going to the same shcool as me... More  →
Let Me Give You Bad Advice: Become Afraid of Clowns!

Sleepaway Camp—With Clowns!

By Rachel KorowitzMay 17, 2011
A jiggity-jillion years ago, when Calvin Coolidge was a hot, young upstart and everyone wanted a Discman, I went... More  →
Sleepaway Camp—With Clowns!

I Was Kidnapped By Clowns! (and Other Good Reasons for Your Unauthorized Absences)

By kat_rosenfieldJune 25, 2009
The media has been all abuzz over the mysterious disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who vanished into the... More  →