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Blogging New Moon: Part 19

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Nineteen: Race
Better Title: Are We There Yet?

What the heck is on the cover of this book? I've been trying to figure it out ...

Blogging New Moon: Part 17

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Seventeen: Visitor
Better Title: Alice and Bella Sitting in a Tree…

Guess what. Carlisle wasn't waiting for Bella. It was Alice. And while I still like ...

Blogging New Moon: Part 16

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Sixteen: Paris
Better Title: The Cullens Ruin Everything!

The fire that Bella sees in the water is really Victoria's hair. There. I just saved you from ...

Blogging New Moon: Part 14

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Fourteen: Family
Better Title: Hey Lady, What's Up With Your Face?

Despite both Bella's expectations and my own wishful thinking, the other werewolves do not come ...

Blogging New Moon: Part 13

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Thirteen: Killer
Better Title: Attack of the Misunderstanding

There are no werewolves in this chapter, and I'm starting to worry that I read the best part ...

Auntie SparkNotes Will Tweeze Your Feelings

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By: kat_rosenfield

This week's letter-writer is getting mixed signals from his ladyfriend.

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,

I'm having a big problem. It's about my friend. Let's call her Jane.

The...

Blogging New Moon: Part 12

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twelve: Intruder
Better Title: Jacob's a werewolf. Bella's a forgetful idiot.

After the exciting setup from the previous chapter, it's a bit disappointing when Victoria ...

Blogging New Moon: Part 11

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Eleven: Cult
Better Title: Jacob the Jerk

Bella is dealing with a lot right now. When not fretting about Victoria, she's crying over Jacob's absence. She ...

Contest Winners ANNOUNCED!

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By: Emma

Big news, Sparklers. Amanda, founder of the Facebook group Dan Bergstein's "Blogging Twilight" is AMAZING, has announced the winners of her first picture ...

Auntie SparkNotes: Confessions of a Shopaholic

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By: kat_rosenfield

This week's letter comes from a girl with excellent taste in clothes:

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
I used to be great at saving money and not splurging. But...