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10 Reasons That Birthdays Destroy Your Soul

By ContributorSeptember 25, 2012
Birthdays are soul-destroying. They are. “How dare you?!” You cry. “The shame, the shame! What kind of adolescent are you?” The kind, my poor,... More  →
10 Reasons That Birthdays Destroy Your Soul

A Day in the Life of a Cake Icer

By ContributorJune 4, 2012
As you may know, I currently work as a cake decorator in a bakery in a grocery store. (Kinda. I’m a cake... More  →
A Day in the Life of a Cake Icer

An Analysis of Comfort Food

By ContributorOctober 13, 2011
Why can't we break free from that pint of Ben & Jerry's? jayt919 provides insight into the oh-so intricate workings... More  →
An Analysis of Comfort Food

How to Make Psychedelic Dream Cake

By ContributorJuly 11, 2011
Shivani knows how to make a cake from rainbows. Far out, man. —Sparkitors I have returned from the Burning Man of... More  →
How to Make Psychedelic Dream Cake

Happy Birthday, Auntie SparkNotes!!!

By EmmaMarch 16, 2010
Sparklers, today is the second-most delightful day of the year (right behind Pi Day): AUNTIE SPARKNOTES' aka KAT ROSENFIELD'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! We... More  →
Happy Birthday, Auntie SparkNotes!!!