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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective High Schoolers!

By Andrew TavinSeptember 8, 2014
How effective have you been recently? Medium effective? Somewhat effective? Disappointingly effective? Well it's your lucky day, since we have a set... More  →
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective High Schoolers!

10 Reasons That Birthdays Destroy Your Soul

By ContributorSeptember 25, 2012
Birthdays are soul-destroying. They are. “How dare you?!” You cry. “The shame, the shame! What kind of adolescent are you?” The kind, my poor,... More  →
10 Reasons That Birthdays Destroy Your Soul

A Day in the Life of a Cake Icer

By ContributorJune 4, 2012
As you may know, I currently work as a cake decorator in a bakery in a grocery store. (Kinda. I’m a cake... More  →
A Day in the Life of a Cake Icer

An Analysis of Comfort Food

By ContributorOctober 13, 2011
Why can't we break free from that pint of Ben & Jerry's? jayt919 provides insight into the oh-so intricate workings... More  →
An Analysis of Comfort Food

How to Make Psychedelic Dream Cake

By ContributorJuly 11, 2011
Shivani knows how to make a cake from rainbows. Far out, man. —Sparkitors I have returned from the Burning Man of... More  →
How to Make Psychedelic Dream Cake

Happy Birthday, Auntie SparkNotes!!!

By EmmaMarch 16, 2010
Sparklers, today is the second-most delightful day of the year (right behind Pi Day): AUNTIE SPARKNOTES' aka KAT ROSENFIELD'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! We... More  →
Happy Birthday, Auntie SparkNotes!!!