cafeterias

How to ENJOY Eating Lunch By Yourself

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By: Contributor

sumsparkler one-ups claudiachance's post and tells you...

How To Survive A Lonely Lunch

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By: Contributor

claudiachance is the Darwin of the cafeteria.—Sparkitors

When left alone by flaky friends at lunch, you may feel like the ...

How to Make Your College Visit into an EPIC ADVENTURE

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By: Contributor

Carmen Margaret doesn't want you to have a humdrum, run-of-the-mill college tour—she wants shizz to get KUH-RAY-ZEE.—Sparkitors

Here's the ...

My First Week at College: Conquering the Bathrooms and Crushin' on Calvin!

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By: Elodie

Having just hit the one-week mark of my freshman year of college (I feel like a champion), I shall now tell you all about the ...

Auntie SparkNotes: Cliquity Clique

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By: kat_rosenfield

One great thing about being an adult: you don't have to see your enemies every single day. It gets better, Sparkler! —Sparkitors

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,

I have...

Auntie SparkNotes: I Cut You In Line So Bad

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By: kat_rosenfield

Our technique for line-cutters: hiss "no frontsies, no backsies" while brandishing our miniature Swiss Army scissors. Works like a charm! —Sparkitors

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
Hi. I have...

Life According to Ginger: The Truth About College Cafeterias

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By: Contributor

One of the things that sucks most about high school is the cafeteria, right? Right. There was that one perpetually grumpy lunch lady who would ...

The 5 Weirdest Things About Starting A New School

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By: Contributor

pancakes_girl, we think you're really brave for starting a new school, and we know you're going to have a...

The Ellie Report: Brown-Baggin' It

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By: Contributor

According to every movie that Zac Efron has ever been in, high school is chock full of wonderful people: they sing, they dance, and they ...