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Auntie SparkNotes: Pancake-Stealers and Over-Steppers

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 12, 2010
What should you do when you loathe your BFF's BF? Auntie says: nothing. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a friend who is very dear... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Pancake-Stealers and Over-Steppers

Auntie SparkNotes: Dumping 101

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 1, 2010
We once dumped a guy by throwing a 7-layer cake at his face. True story. (Actually, it's totally, totally false.)—Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Last month,... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: Someone Has Dumped You On Facebook

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 28, 2010
Dumped on FB?? DISLIKE. —Sparkitors Dearest Auntie, Recently, my boyfriend broke up with me...over Facebook. It was terrible and probably the worst way I've... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Someone Has Dumped You On Facebook

Dating and the Muslim Teen

By ContributorOctober 21, 2010
There are definitely worse things than not being allowed to date, runxbabyxrun. Like remembering that you already ate all the... More  →
Dating and the Muslim Teen

Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 30, 2010
All of our exes actually teleported to a different dimension. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Do you... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 16, 2010
This Sparkler is approximately 14 zillion times more mature than we are. —Sparkitors Help, Auntie Sparknotes! My girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping

How to Deal with a Friend Breakup

By Melissa_AlbertSeptember 1, 2010
If you're really honest with yourself, you've got to admit that breakups can be kind of awesome: your friends surround you in... More  →
How to Deal with a Friend Breakup

Hanging with Your Ex: All the Fun, None of the Awkward

By Lucy HutchinsonAugust 31, 2010
"I think we should still be friends." "Yeah, I'd like that." This is possibly the most optimistic exchange of words since, "You know, I'm... More  →
Hanging with Your Ex: All the Fun, None of the Awkward

Auntie SparkNotes: It's Your Duty to Dump

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 20, 2010
Sometimes, advice-seekers already know what they need to do. They just need Auntie to give them a little push. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie, I'm starting... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: It's Your Duty to Dump

Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2010
If you don't have a boyfriend like this right now, you will at some point. Memorize Auntie's advice, y'all! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?