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Auntie SparkNotes: Your Ex Is a Piranha. Figuratively Speaking.

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 24, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, It's Valentines day and I've found myself curled in front of my laptop, eating Ben and Jerry's and crying onto... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Your Ex Is a Piranha. Figuratively Speaking.

Chris Listens: The Ears Rest

By Chris_DikenFebruary 22, 2010
You may have noticed that I’ve been rather scarce around these parts lately. And I apologize for that—I didn’t mean to leave... More  →
Chris Listens: The Ears Rest

Coping with February Breakups

By ContributorFebruary 8, 2010
Sparkler africanstardust has a few evil clever suggestions for dealing with breakups. We're gonna try these on our... More  →
Coping with February Breakups

The Best Revenge Songs

By ContributorFebruary 8, 2010
Sparkler RunningFromLions is angry—and is taking it out on vintage vinyl. —SparkNotes editors Is it just me, or have there been... More  →
The Best Revenge Songs

Breaking Up? Don't Be Like Bella.

By ContributorFebruary 4, 2010
Sparkler MadamePresident7 explores the dark sides of Valentine's Day: breakups and Edward. —SparkNotes eds I recently broke up with my boyfriend... More  →
Breaking Up? Don't Be Like Bella.

How to Break Up in 25 Steps

By Robert IsenbergJanuary 29, 2010
1 . Listen, we have to talk. 2. Put down the Wiimote. Please? 3. I've been thinking. About us. But more particularly, all of... More  →
How to Break Up in 25 Steps

Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Breakups

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 22, 2010
Hey Sparklers! Before we get going with the advice-giving, I've got updates from letter-writers past. Ready? - Sad summertime guy saw a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Breakups

Chris Listens: Going Gray, Mega Secrets, and the Burning Desire for Bumpits

By Chris_DikenNovember 20, 2009
Yes, Sparklers, today is the day you have all been waiting for. After countless countdowns, plot-spoiling blog posts, and rumors about on-set... More  →
Chris Listens: Going Gray, Mega Secrets, and the Burning Desire for Bumpits

How To Get Over An Ex In Five Steps

By ContributorOctober 16, 2009
GeekGoesGlam is a self-help guru-in-training. We have a feeling she'll have her own book series, podcasts, and... More  →
How To Get Over An Ex In Five Steps