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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, As Told in a Series of Texts

By ElodieJune 19, 2017
Technology is amazing. It’s 2017, people; we don’t have to wonder things anymore. Back in the days of yore, a person could... More  →
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, As Told in a Series of Texts

The 6 Best Slash Pairings in Classic Literature

By ElodieJune 15, 2017
The term “slash” usually refers to same-sex couples in modern media and the fanfiction derived thereof, but not always. Look, people have... More  →
The 6 Best Slash Pairings in Classic Literature

14 Shakespeare Quotes That Would Make Great Tinder Bios

By ElodieJune 13, 2017
Anyone who has ever used Tinder has agonized over what to put in their bio. It needs to communicate that you are witty... More  →
Shakespeare Quotes That Would Make Great Tinder Bios

The Worst Breakups in Literature, Ranked

By ElodieJune 9, 2017
Look, no one likes to read books about people breaking up with each other with grace and maturity. We like to read... More  →
The Worst Breakups in Literature, Ranked

Every Shakespeare Play Summed Up in a Single Sentence

By ElodieJune 8, 2017
Shakespeare wrote a lot of plays. 37 of them, in fact, and that’s a conservative estimate. Dude just didn’t know when to... More  →
Every Shakespeare Play Summed Up in a Single Sentence

QUIZ: Is This a Regina Spektor Lyric or a Quote from Jane Eyre?

By ElodieJune 7, 2017
Either you had a Regina Spektor phase, or you are a liar. But could you pick out some of her poetic, quirky,... More  →
QUIZ: Is This a Regina Spektor Lyric or a Quote from Jane Eyre?

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, As Told in a Series of Texts

By ElodieJune 6, 2017
We ask a lot of questions on this website. Where did Percy get Scabbers? What does a boggart look like? How do... More  →
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, As Told in a Series of Texts

Classic Novels Summed Up By Someone Who Has Never Read Them

By ElodieJune 1, 2017
Despite certain grandiose and easily disprovable claims I sometimes make on first dates, no one has yet managed to read every book... More  →
Classic Novels Summed Up By Someone Who Has Never Read Them

10 Literary Characters Who Would've Been Better Off If They Hadn't Splurged on Avocado Toast

By ElodieMay 31, 2017
As we all know, the reason millennials can’t afford to buy houses is because they spend anywhere between $10 and $8,000 on... More  →
10 Literary Characters Who Would've Been Better Off If They Hadn't Splurged on Avocado Toast