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Chapter Ten: Why Didn't I Just Walk Away? Oh Right, Because I'm an Idiot.
Bella's Title: Delicate Delicateness

Dear Bella Swan-Cullen,

You don't know me, but I wanted...

Chapter Nine: Sure as Hell Didn't See That One Coming
Bella's Title: Shadows of the Inamorata Passioned into the Shadows of Lust

We're still in the mind...

Chapter Eight: Waiting for the Damn Fight to Start Already
Bella's Title: Concupiscence

Jacob! The middle section of this book shifts focus, and instead of listening...

Chapter Seven: Unexpected
Better Title: Totally Expected

Bella's pregnant. We all knew it. And now Bella and Edward know it too. The chapter begins with Bella waking...

Chapter Six: Distractions
Better Title: Disregard That Last Chapter…And Most of the First Three Books

Before we begin, you should know that Stephenie Meyer uses the word...

Chapter Five: Isle Esme
Better Title: Tee-hee

For the first dozen or so pages of this chapter, I wasn't sure if Bella and Edward had sex, or...