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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 3

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Three: Big Day
Better Title: Nice Day For a Slight Wedding

This chapter begins with Duncan, prince of the Falcon-Men, declaring war on the Tree Serpents. ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 2

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Two: Long Night

Better Title: Oh. I get it. This book is about babies.

This week, my beloved car (White Lightnin') blew up. No one was ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 1

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By: Dan_Bergstein

A few thoughts before we begin:

It's the beginning of the end. For those tuning in for the first time, where the hell have you been? ...

Blogging Eclipse: Part 27 (The End!)

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Needs
Better Title: The Incredible Sulk

A certain character in this book isn't handling a relationship very well. Guess which one. (Hint: It's not Conner.) ...

No Blogging Eclipse 'Til Tuesday

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By: SparkLife

OUCH! You just burst our eardrums with your weeping in agony/shrieking in anguish/gasping in disbelief!

Yes, yes, we know it's shocking, but Lieutenant Lasermind is a ...

Blogging Eclipse: Part 26

189

By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twenty-Six: Ethics
Better Title: I Wonder What Emmett is Doing

I'm going to make this quick because we all want to hurry the heck out of ...

Blogging Eclipse: Part 25

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twenty-Five: Mirror
Better Title: Why Are There Still Three Chapters Left?

The chapter begins with Bella feeling sad about something and Edward ripping up whatever is ...

Blogging Eclipse: Part 24

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twenty-Four: Snap Decision
Better Title: Though I've Only Just Met Him, Seth is My New Best Friend

Dear Werewolf Seth,

Hi! You don't know me. My name ...

Blogging Eclipse: Part 23

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twenty-Three: Monster
Better Title: Whaaaaaaaat?

Hey, Jacob. How's it going? Remember a while back when we had that chat about force kissing, and I said you ...

Blogging Eclipse: Part 22

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twenty-Two: Fire and Ice
Better Title: The Pleasure Tent

Whoa boy. Anyone else feeling warm? [Fans himself] This chapter is filled with sexual tension, and not ...