Chapter Six: DistractionsBetter Title: Disregard That Last Chapter…And Most of the First Three Books
Before we begin, you should know that Stephenie Meyer... More →
Chapter Three: Big DayBetter Title: Nice Day For a Slight Wedding
This chapter begins with Duncan, prince of the Falcon-Men, declaring war on... More →
Chapter Twenty-Seven: NeedsBetter Title: The Incredible Sulk
A certain character in this book isn't handling a relationship very well. Guess which one. (Hint: It's... More →
OUCH! You just burst our eardrums with your weeping in agony/shrieking in anguish/gasping in disbelief!
Yes, yes, we know it's shocking, but Lieutenant... More →
Chapter Twenty-Five: MirrorBetter Title: Why Are There Still Three Chapters Left?
The chapter begins with Bella feeling sad about something and Edward ripping... More →
