Books

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Travel Plans
Better Title: Your Baby Is Broken. Fix it.

The Twilight Before Christmas
By Daniel Adam Bergstein

'Twas days before Christmas, when all through the...

Chapter Twenty-Six: Shiny
Better Title: …there are no words for this.

How? Why? Who? Where? If? When? But? Why? Why? Why? Why?

This can't happen. Not again. How...

Chapter Twenty-Five: Favor
Better Title: Papa Don't Preach! Oh…You're Not Preaching At All? You're Just Going To Let This Happen? Thanks, Papa!

Behold. The first four paragraphs/sentences...

Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise
Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH!

Bella gets a house, completely...

Chapter Twenty-Three: Memories
Better Title: Make It Stop

We learn that Baby Optimus loves to bite Jacob and...

Enough! If this book doesn't develop a plot soon, I...

Chapter Twenty-Two: Promised
Better Title: Look Who's Talking

I want Ms. Meyer to explain Renesmee more clearly, because the baby is a one big contradiction. Bella and...