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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 22

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twenty-Two: Promised
Better Title: Look Who's Talking

I want Ms. Meyer to explain Renesmee more clearly, because the baby is a one big contradiction. Bella and ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 21

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Twenty-One: First Hunt
Better Title: The Amazing Adventures of Super Bella and Her Sidekick, Lullaby Lad

Thirsty Bella must kill her first wild animal, and Edward ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 20

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter 20: New
Better Title: Baby? What Baby?

Bella is a fantastic mother, one who puts her child's safety ahead of all else, even if it means ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 19

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Nineteen: Burning
Better Title: I Wonder What's On TV

Because Jacob is now a pervert and presumably took Optimus Beyonce on a date to Babies R ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 18 (Revisited)

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Eighteen: There Are No Words For This
Bella's Title: Who Wants to Date My Baby?

Let's try this again.

It's going to be tough blogging this chapter, ...

Blogging Breaking Dan: Part 18

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Eighteen: There Are No Words For This

No.

Murmurs: It doesn't matter.
Mutters: What's the point?

Prediction:
Stephenie Meyer drives to me house, knocks on my door, and ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 17

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Seventeen: What Do I Look Like? The Wizard of Oz? You Need a Brain? You Need a Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 16

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Sixteen: Too-Much-Information Alert
Bella's Title: I Make Up Ridiculous Names Because I'm So Darn Precious

Guess what. More patrol running! For the zillionth time in this ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 15

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Fifteen: Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Bella's Title: Pain Clouds

Human-vampire hybrid babies have 24 chromosomal pairs. This explains everything! Humans have 23 and ...

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 14

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Fourteen: You Know Things Are Bad When You feel Guilty For Being Rude to Vampires
Bella's Title: Mournful Sadness River

Yes! On page 269 (the second ...