Books

Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Happily Ever After
Better Title: Can I Be Done Now?

And lo, the horror of night is broken as morning's sun silently rescues the...

Chapter Thirty-Eight: Power
Better Title: I Have No Idea What the Hell Just Happened, but I'm Left Feeling Angry, Tired, Cheated, Bored, Gassy, and Weak

This is...

Chapter Thirty-Seven: Contrivances
Better Title: Annoyances

Albert Miller is there. And Allan Miller. Oh man, that sounds like a dumb name. After that comes Allan G. Miller....

Chapter Thirty-Six: Bloodlust
Better Title: Forest Chumps

This is it! The battle is near. The good vampires have formed a line in the forest clearing. They wait...

Chapter Thirty-Five: Deadline
Better Title: And then there were five.

This is it, gang. Five more chapters to go. Five blogs away from the finale. It's so...

Chapter Thirty-Four: Declared
Better Title: Baby's Worst Christmas

It's a Twilight Christmas! As expected, Bella picked out the perfect gift for her child's first Christmas. No, it's...