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Dan Destroyed My English Essay (But He Also Sort of Got Me a Job, Indirectly)
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By: Elodie
Let me paint you a little picture: it’s a late summer’s night, and I’m a hot mess. In fact, I’m teetering somewhere between "okay, it's ...
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From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform
By: Contributor
jolieg15, just LOL. —Sparkitors
Dear Mr. Bergstein,
As longtime readers of your columns, we must say that we are so thrilled with the attention ...
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The SparkNotes Movie Club Loves Twilight (Sarcasm Hand)
By: Dan_Bergstein
After studying the franchise for over two years, and now having witnessed the movie version, I can say with authority: Twilight isn’t good.
There was a ...
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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 39 (The End!)
By: Dan_Bergstein
Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Happily Ever After
Better Title: Can I Be Done Now?
And lo, the horror of night is broken as morning's sun silently rescues the ...
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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 38
By: Dan_Bergstein
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Power
Better Title: I Have No Idea What the Hell Just Happened, but I'm Left Feeling Angry, Tired, Cheated, Bored, Gassy, and Weak
This is ...
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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 37
By: Dan_Bergstein
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Contrivances
Better Title: Annoyances
Albert Miller is there. And Allan Miller. Oh man, that sounds like a dumb name. After that comes Allan G. Miller. ...
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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 36
By: Dan_Bergstein
Chapter Thirty-Six: Bloodlust
Better Title: Forest Chumps
This is it! The battle is near. The good vampires have formed a line in the forest clearing. They wait ...
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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 35
By: Dan_Bergstein
Chapter Thirty-Five: Deadline
Better Title: And then there were five.
This is it, gang. Five more chapters to go. Five blogs away from the finale. It's so ...
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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 34
By: Dan_Bergstein
Chapter Thirty-Four: Declared
Better Title: Baby's Worst Christmas
It's a Twilight Christmas! As expected, Bella picked out the perfect gift for her child's first Christmas. No, it's ...
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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 33
By: Dan_Bergstein
Chapter Thirty-Three: Forgery
Better Title: The Case of the Stupid Mystery
Who is J. Jenks? Why did Alice secretly instruct Bella to visit Jenks? What is Alice's ...
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