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DAN BERGSTEIN WORKS HERE NOW. HE IS LITERALLY SITTING RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME.
October 15, 2012
LOOK, THERE HE IS. THAT LARGE, NOBLE BROW. THOSE SOULFUL, BEADY EYES, SHINING WITH LOAMY BRILLIANCE. THE SCRAPPY BEARD, LIKE THAT OF...
Chelsea Dagger vs. Dan Bergstein: The Great SparkLife War!
August 28, 2012
and I (
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The Book That Changed My Life: Twilight
June 12, 2012
When asked which book changed your life, you’ll probably pick a favorite book, or a book that got you through a difficult...
Dan Bergstein Week
Dan Destroyed My English Essay (But He Also Sort of Got Me a Job, Indirectly)
August 18, 2011
Let me paint you a little picture: it’s a late summer’s night, and I’m a hot mess. In fact, I’m teetering somewhere...
Dan Bergstein Week
From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform
August 17, 2011
, just LOL. —Sparkitors
Dear Mr. Bergstein, As longtime readers of your columns, we must say that we are so thrilled...
The SparkNotes Movie Club Loves Twilight (Sarcasm Hand)
July 28, 2011
After studying the franchise for over two years, and now having witnessed the movie version, I can say with authority: Twilight isn’t...
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 39 (The End!)
March 18, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Happily Ever After
Better Title: Can I Be Done Now?
And lo, the horror of night is broken as morning's sun...
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 38
March 10, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Power
Better Title: I Have No Idea What the Hell Just Happened, but I'm Left Feeling Angry, Tired, Cheated, Bored, Gassy,
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 37
March 3, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Contrivances
Better Title: Annoyances
Albert Miller is there. And Allan Miller. Oh man, that sounds like a dumb name. After that comes...
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 36
February 25, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Six: Bloodlust
Better Title: Forest Chumps
This is it! The battle is near. The good vampires have formed a line in the forest...
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