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DAN BERGSTEIN WORKS HERE NOW. HE IS LITERALLY SITTING RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME.

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 15, 2012
LOOK, THERE HE IS. THAT LARGE, NOBLE BROW. THOSE SOULFUL, BEADY EYES, SHINING WITH LOAMY BRILLIANCE. THE SCRAPPY BEARD, LIKE THAT OF... More  →
DAN BERGSTEIN WORKS HERE NOW. HE IS LITERALLY SITTING RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME.

Chelsea Dagger vs. Dan Bergstein: The Great SparkLife War!

By ContributorAugust 28, 2012
Howdy Sparklers!  Metalhead and I (crazywritergirl) were overwhelmed and ecstatic at the response to last week’s... More  →
Chelsea Dagger vs. Dan Bergstein: The Great SparkLife War!

The Book That Changed My Life: Twilight

By Dan_BergsteinJune 12, 2012
When asked which book changed your life, you’ll probably pick a favorite book, or a book that got you through a difficult... More  →
The Book That Changed My Life: Twilight

Dan Destroyed My English Essay (But He Also Sort of Got Me a Job, Indirectly)

By ElodieAugust 18, 2011
Let me paint you a little picture: it’s a late summer’s night, and I’m a hot mess. In fact, I’m teetering somewhere... More  →
Dan Destroyed My English Essay (But He Also Sort of Got Me a Job, Indirectly)

From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform

By ContributorAugust 17, 2011
jolieg15, just LOL. —Sparkitors Dear Mr. Bergstein, As longtime readers of your columns, we must say that we are so thrilled... More  →
From the Department of Werewolf Awareness to Mr. Bergstein: Where Our Tail Goes When We Transform

The SparkNotes Movie Club Loves Twilight (Sarcasm Hand)

By Dan_BergsteinJuly 28, 2011
After studying the franchise for over two years, and now having witnessed the movie version, I can say with authority: Twilight isn’t... More  →
The SparkNotes Movie Club Loves Twilight (Sarcasm Hand)

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 39 (The End!)

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 18, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Happily Ever After Better Title: Can I Be Done Now? And lo, the horror of night is broken as morning's sun... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 39 (The End!)

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 38

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 10, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Power Better Title: I Have No Idea What the Hell Just Happened, but I'm Left Feeling Angry, Tired, Cheated, Bored, Gassy,... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 38

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 37

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 3, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Contrivances Better Title: Annoyances Albert Miller is there. And Allan Miller. Oh man, that sounds like a dumb name. After that comes... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 37

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 36

By Dan_BergsteinFebruary 25, 2011
Chapter Thirty-Six: Bloodlust Better Title: Forest Chumps This is it! The battle is near. The good vampires have formed a line in the forest... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 36