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Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 17

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By: Contributor

Coffinmaker's first post on the new and improved SparkLife. Hooray! —Sparkitors

Action-packed chapter, my friends! I mean, you know we've all been waiting for

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Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 9

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By: Emily Winter

Volume of the Second Chapters 5-8

Well, Mr. Collins is a butt.

Lizzy doesn't know how her buddy Charlotte can handle being married to him. I don't ...

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 8

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By: Emily Winter

Volume of the Second Chapters 1-4

Volume of the second! My boss says lots of juicy stuff happens in P&PV2: Intergalactic Downfall. I dunno. Sounds pretty ...

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 16

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By: Contributor

This is Coffinmaker's hilarious blog, yo. —Sparkitors

Guess what number I wrote today for the musical version of Wuthering Heights? It's my favorite ...

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 7 (End of Volume 1!)

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By: Emily Winter

Chapters 19-23

Our crafty protag Lizzy Bennet is definitely playing hard to get with Mr. Collins. The evidence is all there. For example, Mr. Collins asks ...

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 6

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By: Emily Winter

Chapters 16-18

MR. WICKHAM!

Mr. Wickham is a guy who snuck into a previous chapter who I completely ignored. I had NO idea this dude was going ...

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 14

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By: Contributor

Coffinmaker's column is back! And this week, we've got a special knife-gun-y pic from blacktophat! —Sparkitors

First, let me apologize to all ...

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 5

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By: Emily Winter

Chapters 12-15

The giant co-ed sleepover party at the Bingley house is over.

Don't have a meltdown. The sleepover turned out to be a bust! I'm glad ...

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as If It Were a Teen Novel: Part 4

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By: Emily Winter

Chapters 8-11

At Casa de Bingley—home of The Bingley Burger—the Bingley sisters don't give two peppery sharts about sick Jane Bennet, which makes Lizzy happy, because ...

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as If It Were a Teen Novel: Part 3

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By: Emily Winter

Chapters 5-7

First of all, there's a typo.

Dammit, Jane Austen, you should be ashamed of yourself! Did Microsoft 1809 not have grammar check?! Did you text ...