Books

Chapter Thirty-Four: The Department of Mysteries
Better Title: Curtain o' Death

It’s been far too long since the previous blog. I wish I had a better excuse,...

Chapter Thirty-One: O.W.L.s
Better Title: Wizard Job Market Is Non-Existent

I bet the kids at Hogwarts all enjoy reading a series of books about a special orphaned...

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Snape's Worst Memory
Better Title: Snape Had It Easy

Fred and George are well on their way to becoming the greatest twins in all of...

Chapter Twenty-Five: The Beetle at Bay
Better Title: I Hate Cho Chang

Don’t you hate when a blog starts with an apology about the lateness of...

Chapter Twenty-Two: St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
Better Title: Cell Phones! Use Cell Phones!

Cell phones would cause this chapter to be a scant...

Chapter Nineteen: The Lion and the Serpent
Better Title: Luna's Hat is Every Kind of Wonderful

I'm not a big fan of the Quidditch scenes in...