blogging eclipse

Chapter Sixteen: Epoch
Better Title: E-Rock Is Alive!

Who cares what happens in this chapter. E-Rock is back! He's not dead. In fact, he's Forks High School's ...

Chapter Fifteen: Wager
Better Title: No One Wants to Smooch Jacob

In a change of pace from the usual blog, I would like to take

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Chapter Fourteen: Declaration
Better Title: Sleepy Jacob is Still Better Than Wide-Awake Edward

Two chapters ago, Edward and Bella needed to skip school and meet with the ...

Chapter Thirteen: Newborn
Better Title: Wasted Paper

This chapter is reminiscent of the scene in The Empire Strikes Back in which Han Solo pulls the Millennium Falcon ...

Chapter Twelve: Time
Better Title: If You Marry a Vampire in High School, You Might be a Redneck

After blogging Chapter Eleven, I was exhausted and on ...

Chapter Eleven: Legends
Better Title: The Legend of Smart Air

There are no fireworks at the Werewolf Party. No trucks launching off ramps. No cakes. No dynamite. ...