blogging breaking dawn

Chapter Twenty-One: First Hunt
Better Title: The Amazing Adventures of Super Bella and Her Sidekick, Lullaby Lad

Thirsty Bella must kill her first wild animal, and Edward ...

Chapter 20: New
Better Title: Baby? What Baby?

Bella is a fantastic mother, one who puts her child's safety ahead of all else, even if it means ...

Chapter Nineteen: Burning
Better Title: I Wonder What's On TV

Because Jacob is now a pervert and presumably took Optimus Beyonce on a date to Babies R ...

Chapter Eighteen: There Are No Words For This
Bella's Title: Who Wants to Date My Baby?

Let's try this again.

It's going to be tough blogging this chapter, ...

Chapter Eighteen: There Are No Words For This

No.

Murmurs: It doesn't matter.
Mutters: What's the point?

Prediction:
Stephenie Meyer drives to me house, knocks on my door, and ...

Chapter Seventeen: What Do I Look Like? The Wizard of Oz? You Need a Brain? You Need a Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything...