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Watch Your Neck! We've Got Accessories to Cover Your Jowls to Your Clowls

By Josh PeriloFebruary 18, 2016
These aren't just plain old devices that humiliate and/or possibly maim you... these are devices SPECIFICALLY FOR YOUR NECK AND CHIN that... More  →
Watch Your Neck! We've Got Accessories to Cover Your Jowls to Your Clowls

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm a Beard

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 27, 2013
Dear Auntie, I have two friends (both guys) who are secretly dating. In order to deflect suspicion because of snooping, bigoted parents, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm a Beard

My Crush Is An Indie Guy

By ContributorOctober 22, 2010
Thanks to beks405, we've now got a few indie crushes of our own—Zac Efron... More  →

Here's to You, Creepy Beard Guy

By Kia WoodMarch 9, 2010
Hey Creepy Beard Guy, We’ve noticed you staring awkwardly at us during fourth period and we just want to say—STOP. And also—YOUR FULL-ON... More  →
Here's to You, Creepy Beard Guy