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FROM: alittletoomuchBAZINGA

I want to give Chuck Norris a high-five, but my turtle says its impossible without death. How do I shut my turtle...

FROM: thePurpleRavenclaw
My parents keep telling me to clean my room, but what they call "a pigsty," I call "creative expression." How can I...

FROM: writersoul

I just finished a month-long job as a day camp counselor for 2-year-olds. With screaming ringing in my ears and my head...

FROM: Caracupcakes

My pet cello is very depressed. He never leaves his cage, and barely eats his favorite foods (stewed parsnips) How do I...

FROM: CrepuscularSnidget

What is the best pick-up line you know?

I walk up to a lady and say confidently, “Which is more contagious: laughter or...

FROM: thePurpleRavenclaw

My family is going to the beach soon. I'm pretty pale skinned and prone to sunburn, and my last few trips to...