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Ask Jono: My Ex Wants No Contact With Me

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 18, 2013
Hi Jono! I don't usually ask for advice like this, but apparently, I'm the only one on the internet who's ever... More  →
Ask Jono: My Ex Wants No Contact With Me

Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Won't Touch Me

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 11, 2013
Dear Auntie, So. My boyfriend is fantastic. I really love him, we're super nerdy (although he won't watch Doctor Who,) and talk about... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Won't Touch Me

5 Awkward Summer Situations That Will Probably Definitely Happen To You

By ElodieJuly 11, 2013
"I hate summer and the vast freedom and warm weather it offers," says nobody. Face it, summer’s great. There are, however, some... More  →
5 Awkward Summer Situations That Will Probably Definitely Happen To You

Ask Jono: When a Guy Won't Take the Hint

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 10, 2013
Dear Jono, I seem to have a Mr. Collins on my hands. When I first met this Collins fellow I had a bit... More  →
Ask Jono: When a Guy Won't Take the Hint

43 Bad Things to do with Your Hands During a Makeout

By Anthony DeVitoJuly 9, 2013
Kissing is fun, but it’s not easy figuring out what to do with your hands during a makeout. Here are 43 things... More  →
43 Bad Things to do with Your Hands During a Makeout

Live From New York, it's Justin Bieber's Awkwardness!

By Josh SorokachJune 26, 2013
...With musical guest CRINGE. An unaired dress rehearsal sketch from the February 9th episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Justin Bieber,... More  →
Live From New York, it's Justin Bieber's Awkwardness!

How to Talk to Your Crush (Without Barfing)

By Chelsea DaggerJune 24, 2013
This is it, Sparklebutts: the conclusion to my (potentially) award-winning series on ULS (that's Unrequited Love Syndrome, for the uninitiated).... More  →
How to Talk to Your Crush (Without Barfing)

Ask Jono: Making a First Move... for Girls??

By Jon_SkindzierJune 21, 2013
Dear Jono, So I got asked to prom (somehow) by my long-time crush of literally my entire high school career. His... More  →
Ask Jono: Making a First Move... for Girls??

How To Get Your Crush to Notice You: ACTUAL HELPFUL ADVICE

By Chelsea DaggerJune 20, 2013
So you’ve read How to Cope With an Unrequited Crush. You’ve barfed up loads of Hot Tamales, thrown yourself in front... More  →
How To Get Your Crush to Notice You: ACTUAL HELPFUL ADVICE

50 Ways To Ask Someone Out

By Anthony DeVitoJune 20, 2013
1. Ask him in person. 2. Do it over the phone. 3. Write her a letter from the future as if you’re both married.... More  →
50 Ways To Ask Someone Out