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Auntie SparkNotes: Father Knows FAIL

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 9, 2010
Now we're fixated on the word "lurk." Lurk lurk lurklurklurk. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, So I'm having this issue with my dad. He's a single... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Father Knows FAIL

Auntie SparkNotes: Screw Perfect

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 6, 2010
We say "awnty"...and sometimes "ant-y." Because we're fickle weirdos (aka not perfect). —Sparkitors Hello Auntie! In your head, do you pronounce Auntie "ant-y" or... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Screw Perfect

How to Deal With Unexpected First Date Questions

By Lucy HutchinsonAugust 2, 2010
First dates are nerve-wracking. You most likely bring a mental list of questions and topics to bring up in case the conversation... More  →
How to Deal With Unexpected First Date Questions

Auntie SparkNotes: The Red Scare

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 30, 2010
Oh, Auntie! Sometimes we just want to hug you through our moniters. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a bizarre and slightly embarrassing/infuriating problem. I'll... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Red Scare

Bad Dinner Table Conversation Topics

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 27, 2010
One of life's most uncomfortable sounds—falling somewhere between Chalkboard Fingernails and The Chittering Noise Insects Make In Movies—is the Dinner Silence. Whether you're... More  →
Bad Dinner Table Conversation Topics

Auntie SparkNotes: Dad's Dirty Little Not-So-Secret

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 20, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who keeps finding porn on the family computer. Yiiiiikes. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, A month ago, I was... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Dad's Dirty Little Not-So-Secret

Interpreting Your Goodnight Diss

By Pete CroattoJuly 15, 2010
Don't worry, this isn't another post about kissing; it's about something much worse: NOT KISSING—otherwise known as "gettin' rejected," otherwise known as... More  →
Interpreting Your Goodnight Diss

The Dos and Don'ts of Meeting Your Sibling's Significant Other

By ContributorJuly 15, 2010
This ed will put this guide to good use when she meets her twin's new BF. Thanks, romancingvulcans!—Sparkitors So your sibling... More  →
The Dos and Don'ts of Meeting Your Sibling's Significant Other

A Guide to Hanging Out with Your Parents

By ContributorJuly 13, 2010
Invisiblepirate has the inside scoop on how to get your parents to buy you things—so,... More  →
A Guide to Hanging Out with Your Parents

How To Kiss: Dan Raises His Sarcasm Hand

By Dan_BergsteinJuly 7, 2010
This post is only for the guys. So if you’re not a guy, please stop reading, or else you’ll find out about... More  →
How To Kiss: Dan Raises His Sarcasm Hand