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How to Say It: "I've Never Been Kissed."

By Rachel KorowitzJanuary 13, 2011
You're un-besmooched, your lips have yet to lock, and you've never, ever swapped spit. (Well, sort of once, but it was with... More  →
How to Say It: "I've Never Been Kissed."

Never Been Kissed in Michigan: Part 3!

By ContributorJanuary 6, 2011
thenameselodie is one of the funniest people on the planet, and she still can't... More  →
Never Been Kissed in Michigan: Part 3!

The Sacred Art Of Avoiding Awkward Silences

By ContributorDecember 30, 2010
supercazzz has got the smarts to get you through even the worst awkward moments.—Sparkitors Awkward silences... More  →
The Sacred Art Of Avoiding Awkward Silences

How To Be the Awkward Relative

By Lucy HutchinsonDecember 24, 2010
The problem with Christmas dinner is that everyone is too well behaved. Everyone knows not to talk about politics or religion or... More  →
How To Be the Awkward Relative

Never Been Kissed in Michigan: Part 2

By ContributorDecember 23, 2010
thenameselodie kicks some major NBK butt this week; she doesn't get any lip action,... More  →
Never Been Kissed in Michigan: Part 2

How Not To Make Small Talk

By Lucy HutchinsonDecember 20, 2010
Making small talk with strangers is like eating a whole chili pepper—either you can do it, or you can't. If you can,... More  →
How Not To Make Small Talk

Auntie SparkNotes: The Art of Letting Down Gently

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 13, 2010
We keep texting love notes to Auntie, but all she texts back is ":-/ can't talk, rly busy." What is she hinting... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Art of Letting Down Gently

How to Go to a Party Alone

By Lauren PassellDecember 8, 2010
You probably won't make it 'till January without getting asked to a holiday party or two, and while they can be fun,... More  →
How to Go to a Party Alone

Auntie SparkNotes: Kleptomomiac

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 7, 2010
What should you do when your mom's stealing? Auntie knows. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie! I have a problem, like everyone else who writes in to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Kleptomomiac

The Best Night Of My Life—Not.

By ContributorDecember 1, 2010
Ashley_BAM was looking forward to the night of her dreams, but her Prince Charming turned out... More  →