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Interpreting Your Goodnight Diss

By Pete CroattoJuly 15, 2010
Don't worry, this isn't another post about kissing; it's about something much worse: NOT KISSING—otherwise known as "gettin' rejected," otherwise known as... More  →
Interpreting Your Goodnight Diss

The Dos and Don'ts of Meeting Your Sibling's Significant Other

By ContributorJuly 15, 2010
This ed will put this guide to good use when she meets her twin's new BF. Thanks, romancingvulcans!—Sparkitors So your sibling... More  →
The Dos and Don'ts of Meeting Your Sibling's Significant Other

A Guide to Hanging Out with Your Parents

By ContributorJuly 13, 2010
Invisiblepirate has the inside scoop on how to get your parents to buy you things—so,... More  →
A Guide to Hanging Out with Your Parents

How To Kiss: Dan Raises His Sarcasm Hand

By Dan_BergsteinJuly 7, 2010
This post is only for the guys. So if you’re not a guy, please stop reading, or else you’ll find out about... More  →
How To Kiss: Dan Raises His Sarcasm Hand

Auntie SparkNotes: Keeping It in the Family

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 1, 2010
Cousin crushes? Why, we have no idea what you're talking about. We couldn't be less interested in our Christian-Bale-lookalike cousin. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Do... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Keeping It in the Family

What To Do When You Tell a Bad Joke

By ContributorJune 22, 2010

Hah. We've never told a bad joke in our lives. Sorry, ... More  →

What To Do When You Tell a Bad Joke

How to Nail Your Karaoke Performance

By Pete CroattoJune 17, 2010
When it's done right, karaoke makes you feel like a rock star, albeit without the initial superstardom, lackluster follow-up album sales, and the sad, inevitable slide into reality... More  →
How to Nail Your Karaoke Performance

The Haircut of Doom

By ContributorJune 17, 2010
We must go to the same salon as you, Brightsparky406; that lady with the designer glasses always stares at us,... More  →
The Haircut of Doom

A Guys' Guide to Mastering The Movie Date

By Pete CroattoJune 15, 2010
Tarantula farms, crabmeat salad factories, and historically significant cemeteries all fall into the “bad locations for dates” category. Fortunately, there’s still one... More  →
A Guys' Guide to Mastering The Movie Date

A Guy’s Guide To Girls

By ContributorJune 11, 2010
Editing this post by MaxVZ made us snort LOL and smile for 20 minutes. —Sparkitors In my short time on SparkNotes,... More  →
A Guy’s Guide To Girls