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Auntie SparkNotes: The Secret Lives of Stepsisters

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 12, 2010
We like the sound of this Sparker's stepsister. —Sparkitors Auntie, Firstly, my story isn't the kind of sad Cinderella thing that usually comes with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Secret Lives of Stepsisters

Auntie SparkNotes: Tactfully Yours

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 11, 2010
Today, Auntie addresses one of our pet peeves: people who excuse their jerkiness by saying, "I'm just being honest!" —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Although you... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Tactfully Yours

Auntie SparkNotes: Trans-tastic

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 10, 2010
Wanting to be a ninja is just a phase?! Thanks for bursting our bubble! *sobs while throwing away nunchucks* —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Trans-tastic

Auntie SparkNotes: Father Knows FAIL

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 9, 2010
Now we're fixated on the word "lurk." Lurk lurk lurklurklurk. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, So I'm having this issue with my dad. He's a single... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Father Knows FAIL

Auntie SparkNotes: Screw Perfect

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 6, 2010
We say "awnty"...and sometimes "ant-y." Because we're fickle weirdos (aka not perfect). —Sparkitors Hello Auntie! In your head, do you pronounce Auntie "ant-y" or... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Screw Perfect

Auntie SparkNotes: The Green Police, They Live Inside of My House

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 5, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who makes us feel really guilty about sometimes throwing our Diet Coke cans in the trash.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Green Police, They Live Inside of My House

Auntie SparkNotes: The Moral Can of Worms

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 4, 2010
This question made our brains break out in hives. Good thing Auntie is like hive medicine for brains (sorry, we just got... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Moral Can of Worms

Auntie SparkNotes: Nonophobia

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 3, 2010
We used to have this same problem, and then Auntie pulled the "Will you build me a life-size replica of Empire State... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nonophobia

What Not To Do When You Meet Dan Bergstein

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 29, 2010
As most of you know from playing our "Who's That Sparkitor?" guessing game last week, your SparkLife writers and editors... More  →
What Not To Do When You Meet Dan Bergstein

Auntie SparkNotes: Makeup Wakeup

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 29, 2010
We didn't ask our mom if we could wear makeup...we just did it. We're rebellious like that. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a major... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Makeup Wakeup