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Auntie SparkNotes: All in the Family

By kat_rosenfieldJune 15, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Is it wrong to want to be close to my family? It seems like I am consistently closed off from... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: All in the Family

Auntie SparkNotes: Coming Out with Confidence

By kat_rosenfieldJune 14, 2010
We think this is one of the funniest and most brilliant letters Auntie's ever gotten. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, In light of the upcoming... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Coming Out with Confidence

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Too Annoyed to Hold Your Hand

By kat_rosenfieldJune 10, 2010
Auntie hears from a Mankler with a girlfriend—and a bunch of jerky friends. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I just started to go out with this... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Too Annoyed to Hold Your Hand

How to Take Over SparkNotes

By ContributorJune 9, 2010
Thanks to missmolly02481, we are now accepting mechanical horse bribes, in accordance with Step 6. — Sparkitors This will probably be... More  →
How to Take Over SparkNotes

Auntie SparkNotes: Big Mother is Watching You

By kat_rosenfieldJune 9, 2010
To us, diary-reading is an unforgivable crime, right up there with manslaughter. Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I think that I've been having problems with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Big Mother is Watching You

Auntie SparkNotes: Taking High School Romance to School

By kat_rosenfieldJune 8, 2010
Oh man, we were in this EXACT SITUATION in high school. Dating younger men always ends in heartbreak. —Sparkitors Auntie SparkNotes, I started dating... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Taking High School Romance to School

Auntie SparkNotes: Strident Teetotalers and Sloppy Drunks

By kat_rosenfieldJune 7, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who doesn't drink—and doesn't want her friends to drink, either. —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm an eighteen... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Strident Teetotalers and Sloppy Drunks

Auntie SparkNotes: Your Parents Are Doing the Bang-Bang

By kat_rosenfieldJune 4, 2010
Today we hear from a Sparkler with shockingly deviant parents. —Sparkitors Auntie, I’m a 16-year-old guy, and I’m an only child. My parents are... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Your Parents Are Doing the Bang-Bang

Auntie SparkNotes: When Your Ex Dates Your Friend and You Cry

By kat_rosenfieldJune 3, 2010
Before we get to today's column, Auntie has a very special surprise for you: Updates! From past letter-writers! HOORAY! - The girl who... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Your Ex Dates Your Friend and You Cry

Auntie SparkNotes: I Keep on Falling... No, Not In Love. Just Falling.

By kat_rosenfieldJune 2, 2010
Today's letter-writer started off her email with a bunch of social niceties. Check it! Hi Auntie! How are you? Do you get a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Keep on Falling... No, Not In Love. Just Falling.