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Auntie SparkNotes: Big Buts and Rejection 101

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 29, 2009
Dear Auntie, I have a problem. I just moved from a private middle school in a different state to a public high school... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Big Buts and Rejection 101

Auntie SparkNotes: Flirting with Everything in Pants

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 22, 2009
Hello Auntie, So I have this friend.  She is really nice and funny, and I love her to death, but lately I've been... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Flirting with Everything in Pants

Auntie SparkNotes: Single Moms and Secret Surgery

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 21, 2009
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, Basically my life is sucking right now. My parents got divorced when I was really young. I've always loved it how it... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Single Moms and Secret Surgery

Auntie SparkNotes: I Wanna Be a Dead Lady

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 18, 2009
Wow, it's been a heavy week around here! Pirates, doormats, broken hearts, sketchy old creepers who prey on high school students... and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Wanna Be a Dead Lady

Auntie SparkNotes: Doormats Looking for Love

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 17, 2009
Today's letter-writer kept her question short and sweet: I am a freshman in high school and I haven't had a boyfriend. Like, ever.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Doormats Looking for Love

Auntie SparkNotes: The Age Issue

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 16, 2009
Hey, Sparklers! Commenter pink_diamond6483 asked whether I ever hear back with updates from letter-writers. So far, the answer is “No”—but... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Age Issue

Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Is a Pirate

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 15, 2009
Not only is this highly interesting problem, but our letter-writer promised to send spicy Mexican chocolate if I answered her question. Heyo! Dear... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Is a Pirate

Auntie SparkNotes: They Like You! They Really, Really Like You!

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 14, 2009
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have a problem and it's pretty complicated, I find myself changing who I like more often than I would... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: They Like You! They Really, Really Like You!

Auntie SparkNotes: Step Off, Dude

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 11, 2009
A brief PSA before we begin: Earlier this week, one of you expressed confusion about the advice column schedule—which, I admit, has... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Step Off, Dude

Auntie SparkNotes: Dialogue With Your Parental Units

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 9, 2009
Dear Auntie, I've never really had a "relationship" with my parents. I mean, they aren't separated or anything, I just don't know how... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Dialogue With Your Parental Units