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Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Dissatisfied With Your Relationship

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 26, 2010
We've been looking for a good excuse to use our Unnecessary Idiocy file. Thanks, Auntie!—Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I have the most wonderful boyfriend... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Dissatisfied With Your Relationship

Open Thread for August 25

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 25, 2010
Today we've got a special treat for all y'all: an open thread by Auntie SparkNotes! Go ahead, feast upon its... More  →
Open Thread for August 25

Auntie SparkNotes: Flakey Teaserpants

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 24, 2010
Auntie's advice on this issue is so good, it makes us want to eat an ice cream sundae. Well, we wanted to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Flakey Teaserpants

Auntie SparkNotes: Age-Discrepant Mingling

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 23, 2010
Sure, this post is great, but we really just want to know how Auntie SparkNotes learned to draw alligators so well.—Sparkitors Hello, Auntie... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Age-Discrepant Mingling

Auntie SparkNotes: It's Your Duty to Dump

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 20, 2010
Sometimes, advice-seekers already know what they need to do. They just need Auntie to give them a little push. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie, I'm starting... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: It's Your Duty to Dump

Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Thing

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 19, 2010
In high school,we thought our thing was theater. Turns out that was just a hobby. Auntie's right on the money, as usual.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Thing

Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2010
If you don't have a boyfriend like this right now, you will at some point. Memorize Auntie's advice, y'all! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?

Auntie SparkNote: Harpist Horror

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 16, 2010
Yelling at your music teacher is tempting—but will you regret it later? (Spoiler alert: yes.) —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Let me start by telling... More  →
Auntie SparkNote: Harpist Horror

Auntie SparkNotes: Brainy and Bashful

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 13, 2010
We can totally relate to this Sparkler's problem. We're supergeniuses at eating cake, and it makes our friends jealous and confused. What... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Brainy and Bashful

Auntie SparkNotes: The Secret Lives of Stepsisters

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 12, 2010
We like the sound of this Sparker's stepsister. —Sparkitors Auntie, Firstly, my story isn't the kind of sad Cinderella thing that usually comes with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Secret Lives of Stepsisters