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Auntie SparkNotes: The Moral Can of Worms

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 4, 2010
This question made our brains break out in hives. Good thing Auntie is like hive medicine for brains (sorry, we just got... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Moral Can of Worms

Auntie SparkNotes: Nonophobia

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 3, 2010
We used to have this same problem, and then Auntie pulled the "Will you build me a life-size replica of Empire State... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nonophobia

What Not To Do When You Meet Dan Bergstein

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 29, 2010
As most of you know from playing our "Who's That Sparkitor?" guessing game last week, your SparkLife writers and editors... More  →
What Not To Do When You Meet Dan Bergstein

Auntie SparkNotes: Makeup Wakeup

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 29, 2010
We didn't ask our mom if we could wear makeup...we just did it. We're rebellious like that. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a major... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Makeup Wakeup

Auntie SparkNotes: A Double Shot of Evil

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 28, 2010
Because Auntie woke up today feeling EXTRA SUPER ENERGETIC and drank like FIVE (FIVE!) POTS OF COFFEE, today's column contains two (TWO!)... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Double Shot of Evil

Auntie SparkNotes: This Is Serious [S-Word].

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 27, 2010
Hey Auntie! My parents are crazy. My biggest problem with them is their lack of ability to control their anger and discuss things... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: This Is Serious [S-Word].

Auntie SparkNotes: Birthdayzilla

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 26, 2010
We can't remember what we did on our sixteenth birthday, but it probably involved feuding with our BFFs. And eating Pixy Stix... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Birthdayzilla

Auntie SparkNotes: Stalker Steve's Cyber-Slime

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 23, 2010
In our opinion, this is one of the most upsetting letters Auntie's ever answered. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, There's a boy who likes me. We... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Stalker Steve's Cyber-Slime

Auntie SparkNotes: The Doinky Dumper

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 22, 2010
What does it mean when your ex says he wants to be friends, then disappears? Auntie knows. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, It's a really long... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Doinky Dumper

Auntie SparkNotes: Drumline Drama

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 21, 2010
Sorry, what were you saying? We saw the word "drumline" and started daydreaming about Nick Cannon. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm in the Drumline... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Drumline Drama