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Auntie SparkNotes: Promalamadingdong

By kat_rosenfieldMay 5, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm completely terrible at dealing with love life dilemmas. I've been crushing on one of my closest guy friends for... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Promalamadingdong

Auntie SparkNotes: Stop Trying to Make "British" Happen! It's Not Going to Happen!

By kat_rosenfieldMay 4, 2010
What do you do when your friend teases you about a country *you're not even from*? Auntie has the answers. —SparkNotes editors Dear... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Stop Trying to Make

Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate My Sister's Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldMay 3, 2010
How do you deal with a sibling's horrible choice of S.O.s? NOT by getting hysterical and sobbing while screaming (trust us). —SparkNotes... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate My Sister's Boyfriend

Auntie SparkNotes: Hot for Teacher

By kat_rosenfieldApril 30, 2010
We had a big crush on our APUSH teacher. What can we say? He had floppy hair and coached lacrosse. Sometimes that's... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Hot for Teacher

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Offended That You're Offended

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2010
It's annoying when people assume you have a perfect life. But just how annoyed should you get? Auntie tells us. —SparkNotes editors Hi... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Offended That You're Offended

Auntie SparkNotes: When Elderlies Attack

By kat_rosenfieldApril 28, 2010
It's hard when you hate the opinions of people you love. Auntie has some tips for dealing with wrinkly bigots. —SparkNotes eds ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Elderlies Attack

Auntie SparkNotes: I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW TO FLIRT WHEN YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!

By kat_rosenfieldApril 27, 2010
WE LOVE AUNTIE'S ADVICE! AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO YELL ABOUT IT! –SPARKNOTES EDITORS Auntieeeeee! Okay, I'm going to get straight to the point: HOW... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW TO FLIRT WHEN YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!

Auntie SparkNotes: Down With Slimeball McPeepants

By kat_rosenfieldApril 26, 2010
High school isn't the best time of your life; it's the worst. This letter proves it. —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm a junior... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Down With Slimeball McPeepants

Auntie SparkNotes: The Imaginary Perfect Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldApril 23, 2010
Sometimes your Sparkitors need Auntie's advice just as much as the letter-writer. This is one of those times! —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Imaginary Perfect Boyfriend

Auntie SparkNotes: An Ex Is an Ex Is an Ex

By kat_rosenfieldApril 22, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I like this guy who had a long on-again-off-again relationship with a girl I shall nickname GoldieLegs Monroe. GoldieLegs and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Ex Is an Ex Is an Ex